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Halloween is all gone. bye bye awe year.
Arne L., Ya wish you were a cop sherif?
Change L. last name. no Lame? Capone.
Arne L., C. for, Arne Lame Capone @ UT.
Timothy3 visits a doc. No eat depressor.
Wood tongue depressor, No candy stick.
Yoo may get a big ugly bowel drop outs.
The DOG no like wood tongue depressor.
The DOJ staff wed in vivid birthdays suit?
Thee Halls of Congress office sit in pew.
Huh. Ugh flop in pants. So ah. Timothy3?
No visit dentist with rotten tooth in pants.
Timothy3, blessings to ya'. Sincerely. O Yes.
It depends who I ask? Saint Bernard say: No.
Russian Roulette say: yes. No dead at 8- yet.
Love whoever. Rob. Bob. Tim. Pug. Pretty Sue.
Sip a fig. or a pomegranate. O. Love Mensch.
Love the integral One who is within your view.
The cutest foutain Pen. A red hen. O heavens.
Why ya' dare ask? No be a wondering. I's okay.
I hope. I may be. It's all relative? Love Kinfolks.
Derbig Mooser. Dumb Duck duh O. What?
Yoo got brother who suck moose thumb?
No ordinary days @ UT ever ever this this?
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There are no ordinary feels, just as there's,
no ordinary spring days or kicked over can.
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O. Goof. Derbig Mooser kicked a paint can.
apologies. Dean Young. DB? O the goofiest.
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Nancy Pelosi seems to be running 'round frantically.
No let cooks-in-congress who cackle like red hen.
Reed, Harry has dropped his britches in the hallway.
Prop- 8. Sad awakening to expose a cackling bunch.
It's not a $3.00-bill flower bouquet delivery service.
Who on Capital Hill with the pants down is burpings?
Maybe committee may form to investigate powders?
Who has itchy staff area from diaper burns? this this.
This this this this post is (mine) way to preposterous.
No name a new chair member, Toast, Bacon, or Eggs.
No cut-off. No ax-head chicken, so-call-it Proverbial.
I mean:`O Too DUMB people to rule and send sneezes.
No sleaze. No baby cough on a pretty flower bouquets.
Ignore this this this. It UGH speech make moth's gags?
Or, Madame Hairy drop undies anymore? Wear a burka!
Sip Irish Rose, honey wine? if ever on a day honeymoon.
Tech. Ethiopian honey wine is sweet. Smooth. Oho mead.
An "abhorrent law," or nasty attitude, IMo, is foul witness.
I mean:`As preposterous as two zoo hippodromes screws.
Hippo-Hoss does scrunch thee eyes when 'um do a 'nasty?'
Humans too are just nasty? Robe in black facial mask burka.
New president loves his wife and children.
The jarring turbulence stinks. Yield peace.
NO Yenta! Michelle (two 'L') is lovely. O. Opine.
Barack O. will buy beautiful daughters a puppy.
O. Hope he No get 3- cats named: `Cat Stevens,
Gordon Ginsburg, or John Paul Stephens. O. ah, Yike!
NO gossip. No nasty slurs at White House tea parties.
Bake hard crust olive loafs. Buy at de`farmer markets.
NO place a sign at the White House Front Pooch House.
NO nail on Kitchen Cabinets: My Dear Butchering Storage.
No more flatulence. Clap Lie Press. Crab mallets. O. Peace.
Call a ICU CEO. A marriage counselor.
Morn as thee elephant at thee DC Zoo.
Bumps get Out Of Control. Pick harps.
O. Go visit CEO at www. Pep Boy whoa!
No pick a long nose of a FISA GOP CEO.
I'd call the pope. @ err-cool-hick-cup, burp, 2-2-0.
I's phone on a Bull Fog Horn a priest for dirty speech.
Thee modest poodle's I know won't pee off the porch.
O. Possum's observe and otter's people's gig bashful.
Sadly Yes! No. Fat cat "wanker" is a what? OHO CEO?
I e-mailed thee CEO @ www.PressTV. Poors Colin C.?
He may eat a heart shaped card bored box of candy?
The CEO will likely eat the caramel chocolate candies.
O. Those condescending, anthropomorphic, chop toe.
O. Masochistic kisser boot heels, woe, `O. Misogynic.
O. Condescending belly-dancers belly button pushers.
O. Chubby cheek, snarling GOP, o nincompoops know.
o. no do smell like a rose and it's a Valentine DC party?
my calf brasssiere?
tease. cheese. goof.
heh. heehaw. whoa.
forgive mei culpa's?
Poor CEO of Colin Campbell @ www.PressTV. com. huh.
The Berkely professor has a wolfhound who howls as Rush Limbaugh.
I know a prekindergarten child that has a turtle named: Tricky Skippy.
Turtles roll over. Worship @ Supreme Court Stooges Hall? Why? Gaud.
'Um go to Baptist church. @ Place of Adoration. Straw hat stick flags ?
Or, attend MosQue mats. @ Pretty Rug Demented Folk Town Hall Cry.
A progressive guards the potomac River in DC and ponders with Abraham Lincoln. Yea. Leaf Erickson was a true patriot? Yes? He said:`*I love my country and her people. I'd die for Liberty* Abe is sitting off tothe right within a short wabble distance. Coctailhag knows about Lief E.. The beautiful sculptured stone was Quarried from somewhere in Mass.. It is pink stone. The Civil War era.The hayday was a odd era too. It was when armada boats, and steel hulls met in bloody warfare. huh
Lady Liberty is standing above the stone monument. Leaf Erickson sits and ponders in a stone seat. Visit the monument of Peace. It's near the Vietnam, WW2, and Korean monuments. It could only help to reflect with honest some true intent. In Sanskrit: It's simply this:*
Pure Intention*
Call a double leg amputee to light a party candle with the toes.
Call a double arm amputee to pick the Supreme Justice's noses.
Or, use nimble fingers? No. Why manicures? O lost appendages.
Agreeing with the old adage:`No teach trick if GOP base hyenas.