Letters to the Editor
GoodCelery!
Published Letters: 2957
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I'll get outta here to.... while not too sick.
[Read the article: The McCain/Hagee story picks up steam]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]A kindergarter child plays with a garden snake.
Then, the troubled child ask others to play Double Dutch Jump Rope.
The Grad school students watched the Super Bowl on the toilet bowl.
A sick troll spits sour chocolate milk on Glenn's laptop. He is fused.
O, Confess up?
bucky1 is happy!
Don't pout here at Timberman.
Salon's editor may get tearful?
John Wayne loved old Cochise.
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W.T., If bucky1 becomes homeless, o, hospitality?
W.T., you won't discuss with bucky1 shacking up?
W.T.? If bucky1 visits Arizona, W.T. won't talk tea?
W.T.? How can one get kicked into the cold barn?
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Glenn has not discussed globe warming, beer, and subdued lawyer rage.
Glenn is so busy he admits he may one day sit down with a bowl of rice?
William Timberman never-ever will sit with bucky1 and watch the Wizard of Oz? No Never!
W.T. admits he got a GED. @ a local Arizona jail cell? W.T. sings gospel hymns to Hagee?
On Live Sunday TV!
Gads. It's Dinner Time.
Who likes pepperoni cheese cake?
Testimony: A gospel-caller said Hagee eats anything?
Hagee may even like the peewee football coach? Let's hope not.
Hagee eats soup with false teeth and false eyelashes, o, and with smiling GOP plastic mannequins parish members. He eats steamed shrimp on top of cheese cake with McCain.
okay. Who's insane? sad.
Hagee needs eye mascara.
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W.T. What in gauds name? NeQuals1. Thanks.
[Read the article: The McCain/Hagee story picks up steam]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]I will not explain in detail because some people may have eaten caned corn, shitake mushrooms, pizza, and buttered bowls of rice.
I'll not be shot for three hours with a nuke dye!
My skeleton bone marrow will shine like a red skillet @ VA?
I'll survive. Who was the Rabbi who said god teased Adam?
Dang silly idea? So- Just to be revengeful, God kicks off bad-jokers off Salon? I pray someday that happens...
Then there is a thought? After this Life there is an eternity? Quite a gal is god? Who knows?
Strange?
Silly leg.
I bemoan this..
Mismatched socks!
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William T. I wondered away... You are a personification of a Happy Homeless
[Read the article: The McCain/Hagee story picks up steam]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]... Yes. A person who means no pain in the leg or neck...
.... Yes. A person like you must have formerly pushed....
.... Pushed a A&P grocery cart via the world filled up....
The cart is full of books, paper pads, sharp pointed pencils, diapers, extra sweat shirts, baseball caps they say, FBI, ATF, Yale, and Flunk Law.
You even haul away peoples junked computers?
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You gotta stop insisting everyone you meet on the lonely urban streets to call you Daddy William T.
You gotta a huge family. The neighbors here are sick of me mentioning Timberman. Any bloke I mention to the rural "hicks".... they assume You May Be an escaped mental ward patient?
You are a potential dangerous "liberal" geezer? An assailant who causes no pain here. I blame war and greed.
And those who
hate. I'm gone.
Guest are here.
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Opus is third on the Sunday Comic list today?
[Read the article: Opus]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Gary Owen? Pyrrho and Opus miss you too.
Doonsbury is talking about "Penultimate"...
What's that?
Mhellman has a good idea~; O, This:~?
Put castor wheels on a big turnip box?
The turnip box-wagon could save gas.
It could be insulated and be a home?
Later at old age? A cardboard coffin?
Use the right kind of Castors though.
There is a reddish-oily resin that beavers use, and another Castor bean that is a poison resin bean that grows a reddish plant that grows up to 12-feet tall. Caster Wheels are good for old Turnip Box Crates. Watch out! G.O.
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Pickles was the best Sunday Cartoon, IMHO.
Earl was told he looked like a bum. So what?
Bums who don't shave or bathe like junkie Opus stink.
Oh. Contempt for all the unbathed Grandpa's is not nice.
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pieceofcake.
[Read the article: The McCain/Hagee story picks up steam]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]Who knows? I was in Nam Oct. 69. Vets are "deranged"... goofy...
Don't get me wrong, I love Mona better than Devil Food Cake with some spiced rum.
I woke up to a crescent Moon in the South. No tease too much... Yesterday a saw a NRA bumper
sticker on a pick-up truck. It had vanity plates that said, "Moon Me." That's not my type of label. I loved the Soren K., and Emerson quotes. Spring signs are everywhere. Birds pair-up and seem to have eaten Happy Meals?
If Pedinska gets angry with her spouse, she says she will spread ice cubes and banana peels next to your bed. If bucky1 ever gets married, he needs to ask William to be the best man? W.T. will not wear a tux. He will wear a sleeveless white T-shirt that says, "Lecherous."
If a Nixon-like-GOPS or a crazy McCain ever give a future State of The Union spiel....
The Capital Hill seats need to be installed with Whoopee Cushions ... Stink.
Exxon stockholders can be billed for the important job.
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W.T. I am sending Baltimore abate bike riders to Arizona for what you said about Mona?
You best wear a Salon Mop. The Balto-Gang will have football headgear with frontal face guards for Social Security.
W.T. Put pink hair curlers in the mop-wig so the Balto-Mob I send don't put you on parole for Pushing Shopper Carts.
The motorcyclist are upset because you indoctrinate 'Others' to be too nice?
The Baltimore gang request a tour of your neighborhood. You are to wear a J.C. Penny's robe.
The boxer shorts you wear are to be replaced with Fruit of the Loon jockey shorts or "Reverend" Hagee's panties.
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At thirty years old William's daughter is to soon become a Republican? She may e-mail you a early Easter Sunday gift T-shirt that reads: "I love Daddy." Mom was smart to leave though?"
W.T.
If you were here, I'd share with you some cold McDonald flap-jacks with fake butter and chocolate milk? Careful.
If you do ever visit Baltimore? heh. Tsk.
A post stuck to your rear as a joke....'?'
The note proclaims, "My Butt." "kick me"...
Glenn needs to get readers serious. The world seems crazy....