If distraught and not on cloud-9, begin using a dictionary and look-up 'dirty' words.

Don't order 'duncan donuts' with low-fat cream cheese and poppy seeds? Bad urine.

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Great news. anonymust's sneeze is not from grilled cheese or chocolate Hershey kisses.

Also: The caricature of Salon's chief-editor, does not accentuate her true beauty, imo.

The Salon cardiologist suggest a tattoo won't hurt you? I want a rose on the left leg?

A wounded reader goes for a X-Ray and cleans his football cleats on the X-ray table.

okay. STUPID! I'll go and play good-luck horseshoes in my home living room...heh...

okay. Maybe if my leg looks like a female opening (respectfully), do steroids help?...

Those menstrual cramps do hurt? yes.

I'll hum MASH theme songs and play?

?

okay. A good-luck horse shoes game in the living room with who?

Maybe a little of Mozart will help in lieu of sugarman - o, hemroids?

Whoa. ain't some creeps real freaks and real bad menstrual pro-hate-flows?

My Respect to the Ladies. His brain is constricted. GOPS are real rusty tin can junk.

The Baptist, Anabaptist, Mennonites, Evangelical Jews for Moses, and atheist pantheist try to convert the politico's? Lol, Amen.

But it is too 'universal' to figure out?

In bible class of the sacred bible school,

the GOPS MR. McCain underlines the Holy Book,

of the King James 'original' text, in pink magic marker.

The White House receptionist tells McCain to gather votes via the endorsements from former wives... of the GOPS.

Ask the former wives,

what do I do to be a saint?

McCain say,

"Don't bomb populated civilian's homes."

A lawyer in Brazil is a part time squeegee windshield washer in rush - hour traffic. Mona?

He's been seen doing joy-cartwheels in the streets, and making more '$' than his job @ Salon.

Great.

You tease? Yes.

Maybe Prince Harry,

needs to be a saint?

I'm sure he is very safe.

Oh, I hope he returned ,

any overdue Library books.

You reminded me of a stripper named,

"Delicious"... and she was real trouble.

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Timberman, if someone toots on a elevator,

I immediately think of you... Oh, ah, toot...

You would do that at the pontiff's Vatican.

ondelette is so relevant, focused, and as Glenn has said, some of us are...

26% non-sequiturs.

okay. I agree. Let's collect bobbling doll caricature facsimile's of MSN's Press and place them on our back window Suv's? The neocon doll can wave goodbye. huh.

Glenn's green thumb can stick-forth and plumb into some good porky-pie?

Drudge may rumor: G.G. did bribe his law-professor with bar-room ten-dollar bills?

At least some dang attorney speaks to the no-leg-vets coming home from the dang war.

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gads - the gop ask, 'you war vets want a spaghetti bolognese dish with rice meat balls'...?...

OR - you want some moth balls, matzo balls, and/or, do you brain-jarred soldiers want Texan Ranch hemorrhoid sauce on the green commander-in-chief salad?

Do you want a army to attack the Brie Cheese? O, visit the right-wing PICNIK?

Do you want a wedge,

of Limburger cheese?

Ya's need a stateside job with security?

The GOP's circus needs a marshmallow juggler.

O, if you wear a burqa at Disneyland - drive demolition bumper cars.

O, greet at the airports the soldiers with no legs and brains and say, 'Howdy!"

O, GWB can do that? Wow. And that's the gospel truth... Alleluia, and hoopla hoop.

What we need is a nunnery that makes good Devil's Cake?

I heard Geraldine Ferrari and Ellen Goodman from Boston.

I'll vote for a new Kitchen Help Crew who shave the legs of GWB?

The sight-impaired cooks who are now in the White House serve sauerkraut rice soup.

At the Post Office today I saw a caricature mug-shot of you...

The Ten Most Wanted Lawyer list of Lawyers depicted www.Salon.com

The photo had you, thumb-tacked on a cork-board, with green Tacks in both eyes.

.... The green thumb tacks had you poked in the eyes with green thumbs (Tacked), ouch!

I'm way behind... Don't worry.... Even if tomorrow is March Fools Day.... Calm down...

Glenn probably won't fill your tote bag, Samsara briefcase, or suit pants pockets with....

apple sauce, ketchup,

or mustard and mayo.

Some of the rest of us can appear here as a hearse limo-driver,

dangling a lit cigarette from the lip in city traffic causing gridlock!

O, Annoyances.

O, but it's Friday.

Stroke a rabbit tail?

Rub it and chant Om?

O, a 4-leaf good-luck-clover! huh.

burn sage, and bug-repellent smokes.

I often think that YKW may wish a new career?

He'd been a happy burned-out modern dancer?

Maybe he will write books to pre-school GOPS!

Plead with YKW to please stay.

He can do push-ups for stress.

Go visit him in your prom dress?

He needs to dedicate a book to you!

MR. McCains bus driver was seen spraying Lye Sol soap on the public rest room seats.

He did not spit. He used a bedroom pillow.

GOP hopeful's orders no "Whiney The Pooh" bed-sheets in the hotel rooms. GOPS do not

trust the maids who scrub up GOPS mess....

In the morn GOPS eat egg whites and scrapple.

non sequitur? O, very obscure politico's, IMO.

You reminded me of a quote:

Ernest Hemingway said this:

...I always try to write on the principles of a iceberg....

...There is seven-eights of it under water for every part that shows.

You remind me of the beautiful word... princess... Do you have a sister?

Twist, pop cork, and enjoy. P.D.A. I agree.

A fun drinking Major holds a ice cream cone?

None need to panic or despair, or go schizophrenic.

Ask the NSA? The Major don't work for a gop-guitar band.

The FBI declares: The Major doesn't work for al-Qaeda, either.

Nor does he serve The Bush's maladministration ice-cream GOP crew.