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  • Pedinska & ....

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    If your lovable husband ever decides to leave you,

    He'd be 'goofier' than you to do that. You tell him.

    I lost your phone # again. I adore 'forward' Ladies.

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    I am shy. I have a inner belly button hole. And you?

    If you ever do-both visit my farm.... I'll lend you, " pretend"

    A m-60 machine gun? You shoot me and I'll roll and groan?

    I mean, I'll make-believe you shot me in the belly button!

    Then, I'll fake a cry, a pain, and I'll clutch my chubby tummy.

    It will be 'fun' to act-out an exquisite Death-Throes belly pain.

    If you are nice as your husband seems to be... Please bandage me?

    I'll only pretend to be in great pain. I'll yield up the inner ghost, okay?

    When I roll in the throes of pain and anguish ~~ you come bye and say,

    "Ba, Ba, Nam. Keva Lam?" That's innocent. It means, "love is always everywhere!"

    And you seem to know it! Oh, if only everybody craved, and longed to daily experience 'it'...

  • @ 2:11. (Pedinska 'ole good gal, you)

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    Tonight?

    Just don't say, "Howdy pumpkin." I have have nsa-high-standards. Say, "Ohio?"

    Anything beyond that may land-space in the Wall Street Journal's, Opine-Page?

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    If I had a unorthodox uncle, lawyer, or psychologist... she'd urge me to be careful?

    Unfortunately, I never want to obey the 'timid' personages who seem unloving or no-fun.

    If you get a message machine... Oh, Do not call me "pumpkin" or I'll tell your darn husband!

    I'll pop pop-corn, cut down your bandana tress, and scare your flopping pond frogs off if you dare do.

  • Lapel Pins.

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    I agree.

    If we citizens want to wear a patriotic cauliflower white flower-blossom on our blouse, and even if it's wrinkled --- okay. So what? Wear a,

    T-shirt, or a polyester 3-piece suit, gads!

    If someone rides a pink zebra, O, so-what!

    If someone is not a right-winger, and does NOT wears boxer-shorts or Fruit of The Loom

    jockey tight panties, Great! Gads. Who would?

    Be Real! O, screwy? O, and what can be worst?

    O, Walk with a pink umbrella and watch asteroids?

    Wear a pink shirt on Fox TV? Gads. Be nice. Give up the computer seat to those on the public greyhound bus? When politico's travel to their home district on a train, a school bus, a donkey, or any of those OTHER humans @ Salon.com/ who are transporting ' ideas ' and have a inner belly button!

    Gads, Peace. Please. Gads!

    If on a DC subway with Rove?

    Just tell him to see a mortician.

    He'll poke a few red radish's YKW?

  • Family responsibilities... News is creepy...

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    DCLaw1 @ 3:15. Seriously.

    I read you slowly, and thanks.

    libiscuit @ 3:04. Thanks To You!

    I feel like some Nabisco's treats.

    Maybe some good 'ole Bisquit?

    How about some butter and jam?

    Don't use marjoram if it's fake butter.

  • Paul Daniel Ash?

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    Hawai'i?

    Do you know Arne and Theresa Kotler?

    They use to work @ Parralex Press from Berkeley California? They don't fornicate.

    They now live in Hawaii? My son worked on a Taro Farm on the North Shore in a 'paradise'...

    Teresa is wonderful. She worked with Thich Nhat Hanh and is a fun belly-dancer on occasion.

    If you ever run into Arne and Teresa, I ask, Will You Please mention how much I enjoyed walking arm-in-arm with Arne's wife, Teresa?

    Sorry if I should have known you were living in Hawaii?

    A paradise? Okay. And so are other places on this Earth!

  • Anonymous. @ 4:01.

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    Thanks for that read... 4:01 read....

    I ask my son if it was okay to 'forward' a CSA brochure that he/we do....

    He likes 'privacy' too....

    I do thank you tho....

    Maybe some day a web site about food, etc.,

    ecology, and plain 'ole Oikos back-yard sense?

    It sure would not hurt anybody here in America.

  • The tactic to use? The accuser becomes the accused.

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    Holy Toledo the right-wingers are weak. Barrack would be "accused" for wearing winged-tipped shoes if they were two-left feet-shoes?

    The GOP are ridiculed the world over for arrogance.

    The GOP have not a iota of what use to be a virtue.

    Where is a bit of what use to be considered a quality? Meek.

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    He should just say, "Imshee?" I read that's Aramaic : Go Away!

    The neoconservative is more and more viewed as a cheap deejay.

    Next they may say baby Moses saw Obama changing a bush's diaper on Mount Mckinley?

    He quotes Kit Carson, Davy Crockett, and stores in his old shoe-boxes, scraps of Potato Peels?

    So what if he has in the shoe box a photo-Memory of a circus ride for just 25-cents of him sitting aloft a polka dot Shetland pony?

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    I just got here.

    Hope that was not corny.

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    Barrack did speak in Toledo about jobs sent overseas. The Wa/Po calls that "green collar."

    I felt bad for Miss P. to read the American Standard Plumbing factory sent factory jobs to India. Ohio's Plastic Technology factory makes laundry and soda products and moved to China.

    P.S. W.T. ought to start up a slab wood outhouse industry? Those slimy GOPS can sit and test the slab-wood privy company's wood built product out? Let them critters sit, stew, and [s] think?

    I hope to not be too cranky today as Oscar the Grouch on Sesame Street. I gotta see a doc.

    Oscar eats from a garbage dumpster on TV.

  • Big Tuna

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    How about those little round tuna fish?

    Nature makes them perfectly round for tin cans.

    The best brand is Bumble Bee in plain 'ole water?