AP & UPI are sitting on reports that Yoo, on his wedding night, was in the room weeping on his Honeymoon?

His unfortunate marital choice was always in the downstairs lobby signing "Thank Yoo Letters" for illegal bribes. Mrs. Yoo was always playing Parcheesi with stranger-guest than Mr. Yoo, who she was petrified of,

dreadfully afraid of,

and always avoided.

I come here in love and then they act dumb!

If you stock up on gauze-bandages for your horses, cocker spaniel, and read The Legal Civil Defense Manuel about how to protect good American? No worry!

It is said: We are to build a 6X9 foot impenetrable concrete complex.

Store the bomb-shelter shelves with: wholesome canned rice-a-phony,

and lots of non-fat milk, powdered condensed goat-cheese, with dry herbs!

Also: store macaroni, water, sling-shots, bloody Mary's, gin, and Sterno heating tabs.

No Fear.

I just watched the Update Video 3-X's with a three and one-half old.

You be careful. You may wash the dogs and catch yellow jaundice skin.

Yoo know that acute Hepatitis can sometimes be contracted from scrubbing mutts? Yes.

Wear green bib-overhauls, blow a nose in toilet paper rolls, and don't stuff 'it' in pockets!

If you carry red-lip stick Kleenex Tissue and 'stuff' the tp in your farm trousers it's so gross!

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Be cautious cleaning up the dog house. I heard today that girls aren't born with mustaches?

A boy can't cross the legs because of those YKW's? I still like to see a girl cross her legs and place the ankle on the knees. Some guys think the ankle atop a gals knee looks real silly? No.

Finally.

You can inform us: Did Glenn wear Keds Snickers?

Did he roll-up his hair with yellow jell-o, and night-curlers?

Did his mom and dad use lilac talc powder? Does he use Brylcreem hair tonic to keep his hair reasonably well-groomed and manageable looking? He's no 'scruff' ... He's not perfect.

As a kid, did Glenn watch 'Gunsmoke' and sit in a La-Z-Boy recliner and flunk the barroom exams?

Does he still wear shined penny-loafer shoes while he watches the C-span rerun evening-news?

` The Update:

"Does Glenn ever feel alone or unloved, and nobody listens to a word he says or loves him?"

Oh my of me, he's appreciated though... O, Yikes!

Maybe he can work at the Goodwill Industries Outlet.

He may have watched 'Rawhide' and the old movie flick when young?

Maybe- 'The Untouchables'...?.... Something? Mom and Dad did nurture him....

Some "people" always hate those who speak the truth....

Thanks Uncle Glenny. Is this just good 'ole nepotism?

Seriously.

I wheezed.

Last night the inside"motor" coughed, mumbled, and made muffled noises as I walked home up a snowy hill.

I even doubted I'd talk the inside "motor" inside me to not QUIT! A slippery terrestrial incline can be a trial if the bodily frame is weary from antibiotics. I trekked upward feeling like a dilapidated wrecked worn-out-truck. I'm suffering a old war wound.... again. shucks. crap.

`

The human heart can grow weary knowing darkness. The nation's predicament is because 'we people' have not deterred the Dark! Oh, power, pomp, and yellow gold? Who wants that fake glitter? Politico's? Yep. no.

I say No. O, yes to Helicon!

Last eve the footsteps began with ease. Then I doubted if the footsteps I'd began would reach my home. I entertain doubt? Of course. We all do (kovie is a good advisor tho). But never give up!

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My body grew tense. The finish was doubtful. However, I slept with no reproach after I dragged myself, enjoying the strange challenge of another drudgery, but always, everybody, refuse to be self-imprisoned and a giver-up one.

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I woke this morn and wandered to the back wood porch with some black coffee grinds and wondered? If there is only pure white snow (a poor man's good fertilizer) and no visible green grass or brown forrest leaf, where can I toss the black grind compost? The black birds did squawk. Gentle birds from Spring did sing. I smiled.

I remembered the laborious trek uphill in the dark night-time (no Moon). The sky had no glistening starry eyes. It was silent. Only the nsa satellites to watch me? The vast universe did permeate everywhere else.

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The morning was fresh and white. The sense that all is awash in Light was real.

Nature's silent seemed okay with me. So- I did what was natural. I pulled out a nimble little soft 'shrimp' thing and began to pee. I looked outward in all directions and thought... to Hades with the sky aerial spy gadgetry! So what if some creep peeps at me? To hell all them creeps will surely go.... I agree. A universe sees.

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I thought of how Marcus Aurelius jotted down thoughts at random, and even in dangerous battles he's record a thought at random. Oh, and GWB has random bowel dumps on public teevee?

"There is nothing knew under the sun."

That's what the Hebrew Preacher sensed.

And let's express truth, and dare exclaim 'it' in 'our' dang 21st era...

P.S. Oh Jove! There are kindred souls everywhere. If ya's pull the soft pink appendage out to relive ya's self in the pure white snow... Yow!

....Feel filled with the Light that engulfs you?

.... Please know to not ever eat the yellow snow!

good night.

The long lost black uncle?

We can have a pow wow after shopping at the A&P!

We can wear wigwams, and sit in T.P.'s and reconnect.

Maybe pass some sage, thyme, and beat some bongoes?

I've always wondered where you went? You wearing a white corn-stalk-wig?

But finally!

A man who has poison ivy on a private appendage, and never gives up and yet still hopes!

A person who goes to the mailbox each day, praying, that the mail-bride request @

WayLaw.com is willed his Way!

Finally Gets some Lucky News!

Where there is will? A WayLay?