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Sunday, Nov 8, 2009
GoodCelery!
Published Letters: 4495
Would you take these creeps into the woods with you? You can give them a good workout?
You can be on the opposite end of a crosscut saw and maybe produce some sweat and fatigue. Wear them out!
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Maybe invite a few Timbermen and Ladies to haul the old logs away which are ripe for harvest? Borrow a log horse.
You can be a teamster beast-horse manager and old [l]hog logger? You heard of the GOP who saw a pig and ate one leg, and leaving a three-legged-lame Pres-nut-nut who would get completely ate latter as a Texan pork snack?
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There were times when a Lady went into the woods as a partner. She was skidding logs for profits.
A male might run a sawmill and if a logging crew sensed a lazy GOP who never worked? O!
A Lady with a male in the woods, with a few 'Liberal-workers' ....could fell a million board feet of seasoned timber.
In a year that is a good year, and, but, who knows what happened to the troll GOPS who lazed all day? They were never seen again? They hate work. They hop a train and quit?
It's a real local old economy...
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Slab wood is good for a potbelly stove to warm up some tea or coffee. A chipper will make saw dust for neighbor farmer bedding of barn livestock. A modern bulldozer is not as useful as a few horses, but you can borrow one with a fork and winch-hook. Winches do make logging easy for the good Ladies.
Hire trolls to scout and mark the pathless wood mountain plot with fellow gop bicyclist? They can protect America. Have them paint with orange toe nail polish a slash of bright paint on the flawed stump or a dead tree that,
has a dangerous dead limb? A overhanging branch may clunk GOPS on the heads?
Invite a shooter242 to organize a Timberman crew to mark: "Danger!
Look above for dead limbs that may fall on your as you crosscut saw."
You know? The troll can finally work all day in the woods cutting logs.
It's a good honest job, Toil! O, Obdurate and honest work won't hurt.
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It's a more secure job in a failing economy?
You know Rush L. will betray the paid trolls when the troll-heads hit the sawmill circular saw blades. People are pretty angry at the LIES!
A honest woodman, and a few wood Lady forrest lovers, have even coon hunted at night if the Moon was shining a beam or two. Women sold hats when economies failed because the government politicos served the corrupt CEO'S GOPS.
Isn't there a game called: Paper, scissors, and snails?
Proximity Warning can shine a pair of Timberman boots.
He/She can find a spouse and go cut Glenn's toenails?
Perhaps we can convert billions of dollars into rupees and purchase some nail-clipper widget?
A $80-million per month can buy padding,
doohickey, O, send to Pakistan and Kurdistan?
The taxpayer needs more bangs for the bucks.
Sure. Let's be honest. Who is ruining the world?
Gads. O, this is 'Operation Enduring Freedoms?
I cannot tell a silly lie. I have never cut YKW's toenails or a cherry tree.
I think Buckshot should be pepper, garlic, salt, oregano, and other herbs.
The lead buckshot that hunters use in a pitted bore Iver Johnson shotgun can break the teeth if you shoot a long tale tree squirrel. It's just that my other home computer is broken down or bugged.
I need to call,
NSA Geeks and see.
bebop-o.
Why not be real 'weird' and backwards? What are the GOPS?
I spell enemy backwards- ymrme. I ask myself everyday that!
Also: 'Why is GWB and the GOP loyalist such a mean anomaly?'
They eat too much white mush soggy corn hominy? I know. Stooped.
Good Night. Who is enemy?
O, who needs to apologize?
The GOP are too slimy for me!
I'm sick of the dang corny hominy!
The Poor Tube Rating got rated "POOR" @ 5:11 (Kitt) 472 X's?
The bribed politico's will soon be on the Telecom News Show?
The GOP 'jokers' will be seen on You-Tube crying in DC's streets.
The smile will be cynical, the voice fake-soft-calm, and we'll view This:
The frauds will be real poor and roam city streets rummaging garbage cans.
The politico's will turn pants pockets inside out to prove how empty are their Poor-souls.
Much of the initial coverage about Fort Hood turned out to be wrong. Is there anything wrong with that?
The accountability imposed by another country for the CIA's kidnapping and torture reveals much about our own.
Fox News' morning show plays to type, talking about whether Muslims in the Army should face "special debriefings"
The survivor and author is upset about comparisons some on the right are making to genocide
Once seen as a lunatic fringe, reactionary anti-women groups are courting respectability
Salon headlines in your mailbox
