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Wednesday, February 20, 2008 11:02 AM

Elephantman

Are you a proboscidean on the Earth planet?

Are you a Asian elephant or a African bush elephant?

There are two kinds of these most powerful man's beast "servants' left.

Humans did not ride the woolly mammoth for fun or use the mastodon for a cheap bulldozer or logging animal without some showing of respect.

I heard the elephant is a symbol of divine wisdom.

It also can be inherently dangerous and turn against humanity.

It's said a elephant in the forrest in past times knew over 115-vocal commands.

After a hard day they love to walk alone to the river to scrub with half-coconut shells.

A maltreated cow elephant can die from depression. If the beast is maltreated it dies young.

A wound on a elephant can be inflicted and run deep and fester for years. The brutality is remembered if a cruel master maltreated a elephant and eventually a day will possibly arrive and the beast becomes a barbaric elephant.

A elephant can harbor a fierce desire for revenge upon all the insensitive members of the human race. I've read that.

Let's preserve the kindest elephants by treating all Life forms on the Earth with dignity.

Wild elephants, in fact, make some very difficult neighbors.

A elephant gone-mad will go on rampages to kill everything in their path.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008 11:09 AM

rufus1133

calm. I spiel turdably too.

no refuse threwn at you to wound.

I do need to doo a few errands in the snow.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008 05:52 PM

I know it is dinner time....

People are sitting around the dining table enjoying fine conversation, soup that is pureed, and wonderful fellowship, gregarious communion/conversation but....

Who is it out there who has poop butt?

I'm real way behind. O, stooped again?

But.... what is a neocon-mule... a butt!

Wednesday, February 20, 2008 06:44 PM

Poor us Salon readers....

Ganesha in the Hindu mythology, is a god with a elephant head. He makes noise, beats up on readers, and carries his flaming gop views....

In circuses and zoos, a elephant kills more,

keepers and handlers than any other animal.

He'll require to eat 4-hundred pounds of food.

He'll drink sixty gallons of water and squirt at Arne. etc.,

In a single night a elephant can wipe out an entire village.

When bored, a irritable elephant can topple a century old tree.

A elephant can be so wasteful and grows to be very insignificant.

Let's hope no ivory poacher does elephant man in because of ivory tusk.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008 07:13 PM

It's not easy to understand Everybody.

Decorticated- surgical decorticated?

The cortex of the brain removed? Who knows? Huh.

When people read Glenn, some people wish to believe he's crazy.

They say Mr Glenn Greenwald has a cute longish nose. Yowl! O, gee.

He's not much to look at with rags from Brazil and imperfect facial features.?

He's handsome some say and knows the written law?

Some readers agree when GG says neocons are frauds.

Many agree. If you do not LIE, you'd see too and agree.

Most non-war murderous readers don't mean no harm.

Tonight...

A full Moon is supposed to eclipse, but it's too cloudy to see.

It is a perpetual foggy blind condition that inflicts some GOPS.

The snow in the East spit. Snow made the pathways slippery today.

If a paid-troll does not know what a more open-heart person says, maybe,

be happy anyway. The troll path is jagged, rugged, bleak, and always misery!

It's about time for me to make my way home and hear the hums in the cold winds.

Good night. What an informative day. We understand the sad condition of the miserable GOP.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008 07:27 PM

William Timberman

It's been a long day. William, you always make the few last steps toward the sack laughable to me. Seriously.

It's not the tomb end.

If you had two old socks,

yet not matching, you are content.

You're a good holy non-matching sock, geezer

Wednesday, February 20, 2008 07:50 PM

William T. I wondered away...

I worried ( vainly ). If Glenn is sad because of what I said.... No way!

Strangely, the very traits that have made a pig seem to excel in politics is what is sad to me...

I am not disparaging anybody. I am sure a mature person knows that...

I am referring to the idea that some lasciviousness filled 'ego' people....

would rather... Poke the snout in in dung than in beautiful fragrant flowers....

Thursday, February 21, 2008 03:21 PM

What's this new fuss all about? I need to read up and be very afraid too...

My forehead is getting all scrunched up! The sun is sinking. The sky is grey. I've been away all day. Now I'm afraid to lay my head on a pillow because a big fat sword may chop a green

celery stick with peanut butter on it?

Oh, hide a kitchen wood-chop block?

Are we living in the shadow of the doggone poodle terriers wielding dirty sword?

Maybe We all need some "Pivo" Pilsner brew? O, Czech. It will be a 100-year war?

The Hussite War and The Hapsburg War post-30-year-Napoleon War was not this scary!

I need some dazzling gold Hoppy Brew for a better mood. We need a whopping good time!

gads.

I need to recycle what?

We need to stock-up-too?

Who's got extra toilet paper?

Do the GOP "people" need to shoplift some tp?

I was in the V.A. and the automatic flush commodes won't work right either. We in trouble!

Do normal people know how to yell? The electronic water faucet won't work either? Holler!

I say we need some peanut butter on a stick of celery to feel a bit better. We need to bite!

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