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Sunday, Nov 8, 2009
GoodCelery!
Published Letters: 4495
I've read the various post[s].
I've discussed 'um with friends.
I've looked up recipes from sysprog.
He shares ancestral's favorite food concoctions.
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After days of real confusion,
Why does not Glenn like rice?
Most people do. Do you like yams?
I thought everybody liked buttered potatoes?
Most eaters here want to know? Why does not a lawyer like rice?
My favorite human being ask me a question:
She is a three and one half year old friend of mine ask,
"But why does most of the population hate attorneys?"
The goats are on the farm truck chewing beer tin cans.
If Reilly will heal the lady goat's mastitis, he's hired for a fair wage?
Goat milk!
The GOP befuddlement will end when someone can guess Mona's weight?
A prudent male will not offend dear Mona! It's wise to guess absurdly low.
Mona. I tease.
Drink skim milk.
No problem. I'll sketch a lousy cartoon graffiti on the Lady's restroom door?
It will be fun to pencil drawl a Rorschach image with a leaky balled point pen.
cocktailhag? If you took racquetball-101 in Law School, I bet you'd got straight 'A''s.
I'll go if it's a 4-star restaurant. I'll order rainbow trout. W.T. will pick up the tab.
However, knowing the lawers's, you'll need a push boost out the bathroom window?
William Timberman has a vintage, polished, getaway Honda, with no fuel and bald tires.
I'd say just punch William Timberman in the snout so he can see rainbow trout fish colors.
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The goat goes straight for the grey colored wormwood plant.
Wormwood is bitter and may have made the French poet enter good madness (Anise), ..
O, but do not worry. Be happy. Watch the lame goat who leads from behind. good night.
Let's wish Mark Steyn and all readers a innocent erotic visitation dream, and harbor no ill-grief!
I wanted to meander off... The rain, says Persian Rumi, makes the fields rejoice. You may not be a physically young whipper snapper either but.... Remember those days when lovers did love? Some still do...
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Hushed are the Forest and Steams,
hushed the sea without waves;
stilled winds sleep in their caves,
and the Moon's pale light
heighten the somber silence of night;
let us likewise conceal
the sweet love 'lovers' feel---
speechless, breathless love's cries,
mute be those kisses, muted 'lovers' sighs. (renaissance)
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I'm wishing for some sleep and peace. The substance here is great.
There are so many comments that makes a day replete. O, joy and fun.
I bet you snort out loud while drawing the strip?
If I had not gotten laid-up in The Red Rose Bud,
low-budget motel, I'd be certainly real confused.
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Oh, ah. I watched cable new-work TV too.
Just last week during the torture and FISA debate-
The room had a lumpy discount posterior mattress.
The TV had about umpteen, at least, channel selection.
There was a GOP PRO-wrestler competition match I enjoyed watching.
The host interviewed extremely muscular GOP-boxers who gave repeated blows.
The GOPS discussed hair dyes, tights, fragrant soaps, and if the GOP's offspring should be allowed to suck baby pacifiers. The Radio Host referee had to intervene when low-blows were becoming ridiculously routine. All hell broke loose! Then the gates of hellion's fury were barely contained when the female guest differed with a sport topic. The quarrels were real nasty when the pro-GOP-pundits opined about who was more presidential...?... Those who wore White Socks, or those who wore Pink Sox? The Red Bud Rose motel is not my complaint or quarrel...
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The Red Rose Bud motel's soap dispenser may have been filled with halibut or flounder fish oil, but that's nothing to moan and groan about during war times... These are Serious Times!
The motel cleaning crew argued while in my room about this: They wanted to exchange hard blows about whether Jesus, Abraham, Moses, Jacob, Rush, Mohammed...etc.,... had skin flesh color of: olive, brown, white, or pink? I turned off the TV and radio. I offered the maids raw cow milk. Ga, Yahweh.
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I wondered if there is a need for a Fox TV host somewhere who boast his only memorable experience was being 'drafted' to watch The Vietnam War? If I were a TV host, my show would invite honest non-GOP-guest. The viewing and listening audience could be GOPS with med, law, or acting careers. My journalistic topic and theme would show amputated legs thrown at the TV screen. I'd invite
the mangled flesh and decomposed smelly corpses. Wow.
The poor GOPS are blamed for eating recalled cow-ROT-beef.
The batch of non-hygiene PRO-GOPS could chew cheap hog-carrion?
Gads. The Adventures of Captain Blowhard and Bombastic Lad Creeps!
You T.T. are right.
The Fox show can be sponsored by Alcoholic or Chocolate Anonymous.
The host can seat a Chocolate Lab puppy and Owen can sip Chardonnays.
A guitar player and Opus can be singing or listening to Bob Marley music.
Rush etc., can sit in the radio booth and hug his guest dachshund hot dog.
Rush can chew on a big log and pretend it's a brown cigar from Havana Cuba.
..... if we don't ask a blind Lady to pull guard duty at the 24-hour Homestead Observation Post.
The men can sing 'Chestnuts Roasting on a Open Fire'.... if it's not sung around a homebuilt cardboard fireplace... that Mr. GOP handy man can-can made with grey duck-tape
We people can build a hay scarecrow with web feet?
Maybe there are some leftover GOP rubber flip-flops?
The straw-man Security System can blare Perry Coma?
Or Pat Boon DVD's can be replayed in a soprano bellow speaker parked in the driveways?
The truck radios come these days with 6-player DVD's and GPS's (global position systems).
We will be okay...
Much of the initial coverage about Fort Hood turned out to be wrong. Is there anything wrong with that?
The accountability imposed by another country for the CIA's kidnapping and torture reveals much about our own.
Fox News' morning show plays to type, talking about whether Muslims in the Army should face "special debriefings"
The survivor and author is upset about comparisons some on the right are making to genocide
Once seen as a lunatic fringe, reactionary anti-women groups are courting respectability
Salon headlines in your mailbox
