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Sunday, February 17, 2008 07:00 AM

Good people assemble here and then.....

And then a little runt basset hound wobbles in...

The hired pooch leaves a poodle and a dung pile.

YKW is the one with a love-crush on cocktailhag?

He's actually saying, "I love and I'm envious too."

shooter242 has those big lip pelican bird beaks.

His dog-boss-trainer feeds him Chinese clams.

He wants to chow down on some seahorse soup.

He barks at oysters and is scared of his shadow.

He'll remain a soft shell crab and itch his groin.

If, if, if, just if the Fate and destiny may change,

No.

He is born a stink-bug or a flea, he'd be him!

heh. o, shooter242? Who employs you? Rush.

heh. o, limbooger cheese stinks. Arne, Cheers.

Ya's gotta love him for his itchy crotch mood?

He wears a Phi Beta Kappa tattoo on his rear?

Ask his deranged employer for that answer!

Sunday, February 17, 2008 07:14 AM

Kitt. thanks.

I wanted to mention there is an interesting article in the Wash/Post by Dan Eggan.

Justice Officials Defends Rough CIA Interrogations.

Severe, Lasting Pain is Torture, He says.

A Grim History-

A praise is due?

A Justice Department Official Stephen G. Bradbury (Legal Counsel), and Martin S. Lederman,

a former Office of Legal Counsel, ...speaks....

and calls Bradbury's testimony "chilling"...

Mr. Lederman teaches law at Georgetown University. The article is interesting and it's worth a read. The GOP lawmakers who defend the administration are to be Shamed. H/T for the open-testimony.

AG Mr. Mukasey needs to retire and become a pro-snowboarder?

Sunday, February 17, 2008 07:57 AM

Yawn.

Rough.

The GOP ilk remind me of a bunch of flea-bitten scratchy hound dog mutts.

The GOP hound dogs listen to Elvis and sing, "We are nothing but hounds."

They are crying all the time. If they went to a dog kennel Retreat: Theme?

`

HATE. FEAR. LIES. WAR. COWARDS lowly based. disease. rapid. ill. itch to fight.

But use others who die from the GOP-base-lies. Pathetic. Shame. Mock again!

The GOP colleagues who assemble together have fleas and moan at the Moon.

Or, they rather huff, pant, and bark at more respected courageous humanity.

The "tough" ones behind the podium bow-wow at assembled beast-packs.

They sniffle with a cold nose. 'Um mutts. O, and wonder who GOP-dogs 'must' daily Hate!

I don't believe these creeps have friends. O, and they do gather like fiends and are goo-base.

Baloney.

Pink-Textured, smooth, and worthless in any progressive society, IMHO.

Meow.

Sunday, February 17, 2008 08:21 AM

They are so sick. Send them pink baloney muffins with peanuts?

It's as if they compete to become Supreme Nerds of all history.

It's as if they are wanting to be a Chief Nerd who never grew up.

It's embarrassing to have to tell them how 99% of the world sees them?

If they went to a Easter Parade, attended a Moslem event, or had a Bar Mitzvah....

Or you were unfortunate enough to meet them at a barroom...'Um wear Brooks Brothers suits?

Gads.

And Glenn etc., has to walk over real shy to whisper in the ear, "You left the 'dupe' out...

Shame.

Or you send another reader over to the "tough" boy's table with a glass of raw goat milk...

Gads.

Then you need to tell the GOPS the left shirttail sticks out. The pink socks stink like a skunk...

Sunday, February 17, 2008 01:09 PM

TomHere.

You are kind to ask? He's grown sideburns, wears a caterpillar on the upper lip, and speaks with a lisp.

bebob-o attends GOP wedding as often as he can.

When he sees a GOP groom about to wed a wife,

he feels it's a civic duty to wince, flap his hands,

and stutter-scream, "Don't mary and populate!"

`

He's not here as often and vows to be a monk.

He's not picking a fight, rather he's dreaming?

I'm trying to believe this nightmare will end?

If not -- We best learn Mandarin cuss words!

How does a GOP translate pinhead into retch?

Sunday, February 17, 2008 03:34 PM

Dear ondelette @ 1:19.

I've drank lots of raw latte-milk.

You are thanked for your well written direct letters?

Yes.

If we caring citizens write letters about topics that touch us deeply... Maybe... males can shave whiskers?

Or, perhaps...o,

'our' language usually becomes spare and direct....[?]... or we/me feel like I/me/you want to just spit?

Skip. OT?

O, GOPS?

O, I stoop!

Do people apologize and shave the head and repent? Can I rent a skateboard and flee the dang GOP?

I apologize.

I snore and ponder how many hairs,

do officially constitute a GOP beard?

I will volunteer to pluck out my beard.

I will be bald. I will get a neocon comb-over-hair-dew-bald-ho-ho?

I will do anything to help petition a End to the goofy Bushy Tale ERA!

I will even volunteer to become a gynecologist who contracted poison ivy.

I will shut up! I will shake every GOP'S greasy slime paw and break fingers?

I will change my name to pumpkin, cupcake, or stupid looking hairy mustache?

Let's be nice.

Sunday, February 17, 2008 04:21 PM

congratulatory? I hope so...

Paul Daniel Ash had me humming 'The Nutcracker Suite' and when @ 3:11, Reilly, added a comment...

Who was that chiming in with 'The Silver Bells' music? I began to sing 'Silver Bells' and practice my ballet dance steps.

P.S. OT?

On the farm we grew a melon we called 'Elephant Dung' because of it's curled outer texture.

I ask, "How can citizens be sure if they are giggling or crying?"

The jovial hilarity from other comments makes my lip-foam a slobbery smooch facsimile of

a lip-pucker?

Or something.

Maybe Mark Steyn knows?

Perhaps his "friends" can begin resurrecting Borscht Belt Line Dance teaching routines?

We citizens need Fun and Excitement.

The past Old Civilizations had festivals.

Will GOPS shave nostril hair? O, Juggle?

If the nostril hair is long, it can be curled?

Maybe the nose hair can twirl into a mustache?

I'm only saying... The citizens seem so very irate!

Maybe run? Wear a wig? Disguisement can be wise?

Sunday, February 17, 2008 04:44 PM

William T. I wondered away...

I have two old moth bitten warm winter scarfs.

One is a Alpaca wool. It smells like a lame goat.

I'll flip a found copper penny to decide your gift.

Heads you get a soft Kashmir scarf,

tails you still smell like a smelly goat.

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