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  • William T. I wondered away...

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    You are "saved" okay?

    I went back to a time when a Mennonite folk said,

    "Weaning, weaning a calf on the day of birth is okay"

    I've always believed the calf new-born,

    needs a hugging embrace post-birth.

    Are you leaning on those dear Cocktails,

    everlasting arms? I tease.

    I did not go out to buy beer!

    I heard today if you want to be fertile,

    don't take hot baths or a sperm count,

    goes down. A women who wishes to be

    pregnant needs to lay down so sperm

    greets the egg? What does a GOP say?

    `

    The good Mennonites ask me questions.

    I'll say, "I'll go ask the Salon sex experts."

    I only

    talked off germination all day today long.

    I hope this is OT? Or is it real dumb OT?

    The GOPS defile everything they touch.

    .

  • After a short ride home... conk out...

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    There are some books in the library.

    Trolls in UT's tinsel-troll-neocons,

    Read: The new "Sniff & Tells" ones?

  • Pedinska & Anonymust?

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    Where is that drive through chocolate chip,

    cookie and goat milk business you started?

  • shooter242 There is a new Troll Pumpkin. It sells at farm markets like chocolate cupcakes.

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    the pumpkin, The Last Rotten Troll Chosen,

    takes 120-days from planting to a payday.

  • Kitt.

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    Maybe the last good night kiss you gave anon has wore off?

    pow-pow has some substance. O, pow-wow deserves hugs.

  • It's so "weird" lately...

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    I get those blue-screen Dump Warnings:

    The computer shuts off. Emergency! O, bad rot dumplings?

    Then my usual automatic gold-star membership 'sign-in' would NOT allow me to enter Salon. I had to try repeatedly. And how in the 'heck' I finally got back here as a guest member? Who knows? Hillary?

    Glenn? Kitt? shooter242? NASA? heh.

    Thus: The reason I'm not bebop-o, now.

    What's happening?

    Maybe we need to know?

    The GOP feeds Poison!

    The times? O, misfits.

    Gops say, "Go eat rot?"

    O, fine, s-~ O, and go feed a nation of adults and children poison and say aloud, "GOPS feed poison to the whole world and they are very bad creeps?"

    Yes. O, they are rancid.

  • I am no computer whiz...

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    But don't try to convince me the nsa

    are not poison snakes in the grass.

    Overheard @ the nsa latest committee meeting.

    The government "leaders" are poison-asp.

    And the shameful gang of pit-vipers have,

    forked-tongues and hiss. What a snake pit!

    boo hoo. I feel dumped. I got dumped again.

  • ATT & Rot Knishes.

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    For Sale: 2-cents each.

  • @ future prison visit...

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    shooters 242's looser crews try to sneak knish under the prison sneezes bar window at visitation hours.

    The jailed telecoms CEO's have permanent troll guest to bunk with and eat rotten knishes now. snitches. rats. gutter possums. River snakes.

    O, 'um have oil and talcum powder babies rashes from the war-support of blood-lies. The devotion to oil-blood GOPS has them holding onto each other's groin area. They all got back-crude-oiled groins with venereal diseased crotch itch-conditions-

    blotches. Stay clear away as one can...

    'um very contagious deadly tadpoles.

    go and read penile growth e-mails?

    gads these creeps are sleazeballs.

  • Poor 242

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    Keep looking upward for flying gopher guts and be watching out for those dollops falling from the sky. Those dropping gop-goose are the brown balls that splat on your head if you're not careful.

    Wear a orange construction plastic troll hat. Take one for Mr radio spewer-stinky, Limburger cheese? Tattoo on the rump, "shooter 242 loves gop-poo." I doubt that will protect

    you.

    Also:

    Beware for the flying tweety birds. It's been rumored they are armed in their talons, grasping those hard shell box turtles for a direct hit. Kapok! Plonk!

    Nature has many tricks and guises. If it's not Al-Qaida comming...

    Some Al-Qaida labeled turtle may plunk trolls on the nitwit empty cranial

    noggin.

    O, crock!

    kick a tin bucket?

    A hole may be in the head?

    O, what crocks is RWA-right.

  • Anonymust. thanks.

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    Let's raise the thread level from the troll-black-slop pig-wallowing in a ground-puddle, sewer gutter. They get a splash but it's nationally sickening. What lowly and ruinous...Bad ilk-Glops ~

    Those scum-people are neo-type-ilk,

    who use to place a dead mule head,

    on a front seat of their perceived,

    "enemies" golf carts. It's vile-rude.

  • Paul Dirks.

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    I need to go bathe. Is you hinting 'smarting?

    Do me a favor? Please sing acapella the song:

    Ya's will never go down the drain? No, never...

  • Kitt.

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    While the bath water is poured I can't resist acknowledging you love music and play instruments.

    If you wish you may heat up some brandy, add sugar, add spices or sweet raisins and garnishes. (glogg glogg)

    If you have a glockenspiel percussion musical instrument, you may strike the flat metal frame and make bell-like tones to cheer us up? We need happy moods. How does a person annoy YKW? I try.

    I'll lend you a wood hammer?

    I'm not particular. Dulcimer?

    We need to avoid thee gulag.

  • Gordon.

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    I must admit the Spirit behind the words of that 'comment letter' brought tears to my eyes.

    Someone I love...but I'll not express or give details on a public scroll is now training in the most elite Coast Guard Emergency Response Team. The Coast Guard is now under the new Homeland Security training.

    The C.G. training is excellent.

    The training in the Coast Guard is knowing the best a young 'troop' can...HOW to respond to the worst possible assault scenario's to 'our' nations homelands.

    If America is ever attacked, he (the one I love and worry about each day) will be the first emergency trained-team called upon to Protect Americans civilians. His boss?

    Mr. Chertoff. He use to be the White House's,

    White Collar Criminal Investigator person.

    O, during the past A.G. Ashcroft era tho.

    But (o, a cover-up man) the one I care about, and love, scored the highest in his preliminary Coast Guard, first several weeks of what we use to call "basic" or Boot Camp.

    When I was his age....drafted.... I look back now,

    an 'elder' in society, now, and I HOPE a bit wiser.

    O, 'it' was cannon-fodder then! Some of us went off

    to war...

    and the gop-mentality assumed we 'grunts' would die?

    But we speak...We/me and others will never shush-up!

    And QUIT threats from the White House, will never deter...