Letters to the Editor
GoodCelery!
Published Letters: 2957
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Update. Cut and Glue Step One. (apologies) (to the tolerant librarian and staff)
[Read the article: The endless, meaningless blather from the Washington establishment]
[Read more letters about this article: Here]It has been extremely difficult over the past several months to pay any attention at all to the discussion of Iraq from our political and media stars. It is all just complete blather, and never means anything. All of these stern and worried and tough words spill endlessly from their mouths -- snip/Glued.
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OT- On CBC news today, it was reported that old moo-cows will be permitted to come into America from Canada. Livestock can now ride in 18 wheelers and enter American butcher's stores. GOP butcher's can now begin slaughtering "mad" rudiments and consume the tough sinue grizzle. The pro-war right-wingers, who love barbeque GOP's beef eaters, can now assume to think they will NO evah starve?
More money and more Barbeque.
Formerly, old lame herds of cattle with false buck-teeth were banned. A mad-cow, moo-cow-ban, inforced by the USA's Department of Agriculture, has hurt the meat industry here since 2005. USA's Texans did not suffer from loss of prime rib, sausage, tenderloins etc., and hamburger patties, either? Howevah.
It stirred quite a strife up North since in 2005, when politicians did not allow beef beyond the Canadian border line, farmers wondered, "What we gonna do with all the beef," They shreiked.
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When GoodCelery[!] leaves Canada's Library, may I suggest a few signs to be posted for your citizens' good mental health and safe keeping?
- The GOP's politico's in the USA can't scairt the Canadians.
- They shalt NOT pop chewin' gum. Old gum does NOT go under the Library computer tables.
- NO whistle looney tunes in the Library and Nevah come here.
- Who-n-Hell sent YKW? We haint bad spellers with weird humor.
- Why drink Rose Hip Tea, and eat chocolate chip cookies, when ya' could munch on raw-red-beets and use the computer? The staff give me excellent garden food. And they are sweeetie's who sparle and shine via eyes in the Library.
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O pleeze deah's twinkling Library staff wimmen, NO say to the www.Salon that all Americans should cease the dang foolish comments? So- ya' say, "Go jump in a boat? Go home, yer bad devilish celery? You Helluvit. You need a smacked cheekbone. You and all those chummies Lawyer's comment folk yer write about, too. Go hop on a squeling loon bird and stop yellerin', Yipe!"
Okay. Yep. Stop saying outloud,
"Nope!" No say too loud and scare readers.
"Kee-Ow!" "Kee-Ow! Yuze outya- yers crazy mind...
"Right"
I say, 'We all don't want any part of Bush's crazy world of strange delusions'...
I sayin, 'I gotta' start learning how to glue wings on my luggage'...And No eat T- bones? Because that will snap your front buck-fake-tooth into two?
Shad up. Eat scallops and go home!
The staff have been Super. I'll have to re-visit if they allow squeling like a love bird in the Library. Now, I know this deserves a sweet plum or a red-beet? Delete? Too Stupid? Yep! O, Hal-a-butt or clams for supper! I coodin' haint these Library people if GWB's & GOP's said so....
Helluvit to them. Just all blather.
I bet they NO how to use fish glue.
They cut and run from the real truth.
Please forgive me. numbers confuse me.