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Saturday, July 21, 2007 07:24 AM

Lettuce Pray to the lard Posidon of the calm rainey season's seas?

The weather needs to change. Rain, rain, please No Go away. We need to plant various fruit and nut trees! We gotta breathe.

It may rain or snow moisture that turns into chocolate buttered cupcakes. We don't live in a fish pool. It is a drought!

Let's open up and pray for rainbow colored gum drops to descend from the 7th heavens circled sphere thay envelopes the beautiful globe?

We need real rain.

We need to belive.

If we turn into seals we can't assume we will get any human rights. Get the snakes out of public life. A hard shell blue crab or turtle is best...to curb human's abuse of our rights.

Condemn lies.

The Tao said truth is better than 7 speckled, red, white, and blue speckled painted fools in politics. We will be a floating brown log in a ___ cool pool if we don't get serious. I go to the clover patch now....no publish my letter!

Saturday, July 21, 2007 08:01 AM

Jebbie.

You were in war. So, I vote you go to the Middle East with popcycles and cool the sickening hate.

Take pop-crap Fisk [h]!

Put a yellow corn tassle on neocons dumbskull noggins.

Take bourbon dulled bush's pal Condi with you Jebbie!

'Um are all repeat-blooming de Bourbon catfish crappies.

'Um can we vote to nicname Mr. Fish, a lame-brain?

'Um it's okay to be honest. Mr. Fish a catfish with "Whiskers?"

Jebbie, pray for non-drip popcycles and recycle the big spurts.

Peace.

Saturday, July 21, 2007 06:00 PM

LWM does jump in the fray.

He goes off when the plumber is in fixing the clogged pipes. He gets cranky when Mona or bucky, and El Cid use the "L" word. He is sure non-perfect.

He yells each day,

"Pizza is here!"

Mr. Peachey calls LWM,

Mr. Libertarian Fetish one!

+

Henry Morgan was a rum drinker Captain Morgan.

Who wants to be a famous Pirate lookinh for Mermaids at sea?

Mr. LWM does not mind getting good and bloody.

The Ann Coultler crew is not a pleasant mermaid helping Pirate Black Beard? LWM seems to get cranky when a Pocohantas is near?

+

Some Pirates get a bad rap?

Some ladies in our vicinity,

Certainly exhibit beautiful,

Feminity.

Some Pirates hate a damn lie,

Some Peoples don't bean toot.

+

Some Pirates don't own a yacht.

Some Peoples hates the "L" labels.

Real Beauts act like Captain Fools.

Just try and keep calm with less rum?

Good Night. Market truck is loaded up!

+

Ships Ahoy!

Watch out for hump back whales!

Sperm whales too? Shad up, peace.

OH, I am real sleepy, grumpy, sneezy, dopey, doc, lazy and 'crazy' and need to find Snow White and wear clean green dwarf shorts to court?

Okay, I Stoopid.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007 06:19 PM

People, without knowing it....

freak and 'weird' me out all the time.

those who break the Terra Cotta pots and hurt others are 'creepy'...We are talking serious creepy. They splash blood everywhere as if they are taking a blood bathin the slains blood.

I'd rather watch birds flap wings in a birth-bath, or witness bees and butterfly's land on a butterfly shrub, cosmos (bright lights), verbana,latana, and purple coneflowers....apologies if some folk act creepy and too zinnia?

freaky. I'm gonna get "then and now" outta here.

Saturday, July 28, 2007 04:52 AM

GWB ends his Saturday sneering, snitching, and Achooing?

He says, "Thank you for listening."

sedated, sniffling, achooing, sniffing, and A.G. kapow boo-hooing?

thanks for Halobaloo, digby!

no boil frogs. boil Detroit Red Beets. Have Happy Red bowells?

How can a person argue with a Sneer? The facial GOP-Sneer-Sedated pro-kill neocon appears to daily

do the thorazine shuffle. Wacky! Greedy. Drunk on the innocents red blood. Go Glenn and other and curb these ill-bred-pooches.

Stooges! DOj or God or DOg? Have 'um scoop-up their own mess.

Homer (not Simpson) said 'um crusty and dried up on the outside,

However, all goo or poo or stink-crap on the inside...Putrid!

Deposit the nut cases in a Self-Asine Mental Ward and label them all danger, contaminated, and depreciated formally by the world...Kapoopoo Department~!~huh. I'll peruse more later, or maybe a stinking alligator in the Red Beet Mosque Insane Assylum can chomp on them goofs for brunch? It's too huey, gooey, and humid to get wet and muddy...Shucks. O, Achoo!

Boil beets. It may cure the common cold alergy? Kapow! no sneer. Go Gonzo. Feed Barney the Pooch Red Texan Hot Chille Peppers?

Ouch. itch. burn in a lake of fire? How do they do that? okay, let them have red beet cake and eat it too and make a red fire lake?

diearhea?

Saturday, July 28, 2007 05:59 AM

A Red Cone on a Soto Seal Loyalist "journalist?"

I picture red cones that Warn Danger @ Dead End roadway?

or

What is the KOAN sound of American pro-war and Bombed-Crazies nut-koans newscators flapping and clapping for bushies enigmatic and scarey mentality?

I am stumped! Why are they so hand-clapping for more lies and murder?

Can they go kick cans of Red Beets or a tin-can of Bush brain-brand pf pork and beans?

Do these clapper creeps have clap or gonads for brains?

Try to be nice? Gads. They are crapper clapper who renounced thing a long time ago. +

+Bull!

I remembered a lady who told me the old bull was near Death.

Why?

The Bull screwed too many heiffers and could not even go moo.

The hens would run up to the Bull and kick cow manure @ the worn down Bull.

Put Red Koans in their brain to learn to think, and red coan head hats on all GOP clapper-crapper for bush. How disgusting will they get?

Bull crap! Yep.

+ Kick them out of the White House. What a pig sty of crusty bull codgers in Congress.

Shame!

These "representatives" represent why?

The Tao may say, The White House is run by tin-can beer drunks?

I soto think ocean seals and mermaids need to go "arf arf arf!

What a scandal and mockery they are...and they renounced humanity.Real apes would lead better and not sink like these seal clapper crapper barking arse-arfs? O, what flatulence!

Who knows how to say, "Stunk" 'um sit on a wood stump and got clap?

Skunks!

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