Why should we repect creeps?

I know Glenn is most likely shy and winces with the deserved compliments. The site, com-in-taters too, are better than Idaho potatoe spuds? Some states call taters 'um mashed SPUDS. They call soda in Canada POP.

And thank all for Freedom of Thought. It is more educational then talking to paramedics here or reading grave stones by the sea. Interesting too. What happened to the earliest innocent biblical day beliefs when if two creatures began to KNOW each other with pure intimacy motives, the two walked off into a corn field and knew NO guilt.

O, then came old fart male Constantin-no-noble? Yea, and he gasped and evoked wrath and asked the black-smith to invent a rack and a chastity belt. O, the thought of one lefty kissing Mary repeadedly on the lips... Motal sin?

A brotherly love kiss was common, and still is in many cultures. Who wants to shake the bathroom toilet hand like they were a Republican "conservative" milking a female camel, mule, dog or goat?

I walked along the shore this morn gathering WHELKS. A 'whelk' can be a marine snail with a beautiful spiral shell, or a WHELK can also be a postule on the cheek from being a negative, closed-minded, apologist for filthy-judgemental moralist, according to Mr. Webster.

I am thinking I prefer to NO get a pimple postule on the behind and stay verbally mean, nasty, cranky, male or female, and bang away on the Internet. I yell at sneer-faces. I scream silently inside..."WHELP!"

I scram.

High tail it!

You know you can eat snail WHELKS? Gads. Paul Simon sings we better all get little or we got a big population explosion to consider. I think when I was born there were 2 billion people? We are all a-doubling. If we keep on a-doubling a-doubling, well, in 42 years we are gonna run out of grave yard space?

We will be running around like a herd of paparazzi with disposable diapers and taking photo-images of green brussel sprouts? We need to think independently and know the issues are serious.

Bubbles pop.

NO be embedded with a scrounge hound-dog that slides along the sand because his anus has a lowly-wormy-itch. Keep the emotional heart open and non-hate-fashits like....Or we will need to dig our own hole?

It will be so crowded in our choice-place of worship, we will all be putting in a penny and stealing a one-dollar Canadian Loon?

Beer $=!

Bon jure Canadian! You know any bad French cuss words? Croak? I tease and love your neck of the woods. Merci-kiss' okay= smack!

You GG need a walk at the beach? When I leave here You can take my place. I know were the church ladies live who are fed-up with their man of the reverent diaper cloths. Also: The duck eggs are delicious. The local bootlegger's wife makes GREAT WHELK chowder. You can listen to waves smack. You can sit down to hear some Lawrence Whelk music tunes? Whelp!

Thanks for what gift you are in the Looney Tune World of today's Tragic Politics. If I had a wheel barrel, I'd bring WHELK souvenirs back to America for all paid-up Salon readers as a bonus gift for full-membership. I filled my pockets up this morning with spiral snail shells on a stroll and feel rich.

I often say in jest, I wish Moses wrote on a beach speckled rock, "Thous Shalt eat scallops and remain single." Either way...some people make others feel miserable. I am glad my time is running out or I'd tell what happened to a gopher out on the golph range who teamed up with an argumentive 4-some who hit each other with sand chiping wedges. It was horrible. Green fees are too expensive. Nothing against nature gophers.

GOP'fer water-boys are in-bed with stinkers in baby diapers.

NO get in bed with hypocrits. The moral? If there is a rhyme or reason to explain the dignified Life mystery..it is best to clam up! I say it is a grand mystery. None do have a clue.

No give oyster pearls to 2 foot human pigs. No take a horny seal or seadog to right-winger cocktail parties. Bring a good pot-luck meal wherever we go for the trolls good health.

No get a pain in the behind. Stay away from those butter-up ilk postules.

Please everybody kiss each other on the facial cheek.

NO shake hands like you are a farm hick sheep milker.

Wherabouts I go now? Maybe later, I'll go see a female.

Willian S. said there is a ornate crowned hopping toad?

See beauty too...Expose what is disgusting. It festers.

Adious.

Embrace.

Respect the honest damn gospel good news truth.