Do you think it's possible for A Deer Caught In The Headlights to be mean and vindictive at the same time? Would that be, like, a Rabid Deer Caught In The Headlights?

That deer's pretty hot.

That deer's pretty hot.

I was so excited to get in an early letter that I posted it twice!

Their creationists, they don't beleive Neanderthals ever existed.

The GOP would never nominate a Neanderthal...

Their creationists, they don't beleive Neanderthals ever existed.

-- fightthetheocracy!

(Sigh) Hellooooo! They existed at the same time as man and the dinosaurs before the Great Flood!

Your right! What was I thinking?!

The UGG fans must smile. Smear fire-engine red lipstick on the lips to distract from ~librate glare. If you have missing teeth, smile like a Republican pundit doe`s on the TV news shows.

Appear clean and glistening if you desire to attract a female doe in light beams at night. Use virgin olive oil to sheen bright on your Neanderthal fir.

No be drinking and driving while looking for road doe.

Why? Because.

Drinking goat milk from a plastic baby bottle at night makes you go, Ga Ga. Gouger. goofy.

If a doe is frozen in the middle of the road, floss the doe's front teeth, and kiss the dear doe goodnight.

When meeting a Republicans who is shivering in the winter streets, extract their shiny white tooth's. Give them your hairy hide.

What fir? To be nice. Ga Ga, UGG.

Only Kirok of the deep valley can bring the clan of the cave bear and the valley people together under one banner of UGGli Umuricaness. UU! OO! UU! OO! reUGGlican rool til 2022!

But the inventor died. Ooga Booga, let's go to Whole Food.

How about a raccoon caught in the headlights?

Raccoons may look cute in the Disney cartoons, but they can be pretty damned mean.

Or, perhaps, a possum. Except possums usually take the middle-of-the-road position.

You liberals have no harts!

Sometimes opposums tend to stay in the middle of the road, in a rather, uh, flat configuration if you know what I mean. Let's hope the analogy continues to be apt.

It is pure homosapienism that causes such awful depictions of our Ice Age brothers.

The neanderthals were not violent ignorant savages, in fact some have guessed that their benevolent policies of coexistance and spiritual peacefulness lead to their extinction when they first met the more prone to violence homosapiens.

Can we stop picking on these great relatives of homospaiens, and their eternal contributions to human society?

I'm shocked you didn't make some sort of joke about her killing such a deer, rather than "being that deer." LOL

Palin is far more the regressive Neanderthal.

McInsane is just your typical "old white guy" whose job it is to screw every one else whose not rich (including all white guys who aren't rich). :-D

Sometimes opposums tend to stay in the middle of the road, in a rather, uh, flat configuration if you know what I mean. Let's hope the analogy continues to be apt.

Um, that would make Palin a two-dimensional character. Yes, I think that's right!

Absolutely hilarious!!

I've always believed that Republicans were aliens, so you're not far off with your suggestion of a "parallel" earth. You might have something there. How else can you explain the hypocrisy and craziness?

The GOP only cares about the ones with the doe.

Superb post, but you left out the "Badda-Boom, Badda-BING!"