Letters to the Editor
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What they'll say in future centuries
Those early pre-cyborg creatures certainly were amusing sometimes. Their sluglike antics from the days before anything that could be called real human intelligence developed are almost fun to glork about in the media archives, that is if you can take how depressingly primitive and really quite barbaric they were.
It's amazing we ever evolved into what we are now, with these as our ancestors. Of course, the ReGlorklipublicans claim that we didn't evolve from such repulsive backward creatures at all, and on that one point I almost want to agree with them!
Hik hik hik.

