Letters to the Editor
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First!
Huzzah
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I don't care
I'm voting for the surrender monkey, whoever that is. Surrender at once, I say. Surrender as hard as we can.
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I said it before and I'll say it again:
Ugg in '08!
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This cartoon lies about conservatives!
The very idea that the republicans would reject a neanderthal for their candidate is utterly ridiculous!
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I thought Blank Slate Man was Obama
It's a perfect description of the Nothing Candidate.
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THE HUMAN ENTERPRISE – NAILED IN A SINGLE SENTENCE
Like the old IBM "THINK" placard on every mid-20th Century desk, Mr. Tomorrow has provided us with the 21st Century imperative: "When I mentally fill in the things he doesn't say -- it's as if he's reading my mind."
Done and doner...
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who are these shallow pro-Hilary/anti-Obama anonymous posters?
by the way.. I think Ugg pulled out after getting only 15% of the vote in parallel Florida.
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Thank you for bringing back UGG!
My prayers have been answered!
Will there be UGG merchandise?
(I still think the blank slate candidate is meant to be Obama, despite Obama's appearance in panel 5.)
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The Fox Hole "news" still has me as a confused and undecided latrine sitter.
Will Mr Ugg! please say, "glory Jesus and Mary love me just as I am with all my frailties and sins?"
Will a waxing crescent moon beam kill me?
Will Mr. ? have a pet-possum in the White House?
Will that dear Mr. neo-Neanderthal spend less on military armaments and give citizens beer money kickback cash? It makes sense to please the American voter with fermented brews!
Will Mr. Ugg! the rock thrower improve our national homeland security weaponry apparatus? We need a counter-intuitive survivalist mentality! Use less lethal bombs or McCain will kill Abel and all Abel's unborn children. He bombs you!
Will Mr. ?-mark AnonyMoses lead us to the Promised Land?
Can we be sure any candidate who promises daily ham hocks and lamb shanks is honest?
Which pretzel-chucking hopeful has the safest VIP Latrine?
Is any of them dating the milkmaids daughter on the side?
Does anyone have hoof-rot and they refuse to talk about it?
If one hopeful promises to have in every Americans home this:
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A better safe homeland latrine in every darn home is essential.
There must be a plan? The plan makes sense because there is a disease ridden housefly that enters the home via a diseased media newscaster? Yes.
A economical device can stop news latrine odors from entering the Focus communication air-frequencies? Yes. Don't turn on Fox T.V. Disease Show. Go swimming.
*"The cure for anything is saltwater,
sweat, tears or the sea." (Isak Dinesen)*
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Vote for a stubborn mule.
Dance with the good fools.
Who don't love a milkmaid?
I wish she was in the running.
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Back to being serious! Ugh!
Don't write or talk too much!
Don't use iambic pentameter.
Spend less at the Pentagon.
Study Spanish and Yiddish.
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How about having the illegals construct those ancient
bovine throwers? Yea. The bovine moo-shatter shits and,
the beast will shat! That's a good idea? If it's too cold for a 4-foot beast to leave the White House barn and the cow teat won't give raw milk for a jug, Vote 'la Vida (raw) good leche!
It can be stashed in refrigerator and be deemed legal milk!
If Neanderthal 'liberals' are hopeful, they can grow black truffle mushrooms in the backyard this comming Springtime.
Um, wow.
Yikes.
Who is responsible for E-coli verbal outbreaks? Is it Fox?
Shush!
P.S. I'll vote for safe outhouses. Pathogens on TV and radio must be stopped. In ancient times the military budget allowed for foreigners to hammer together a War-Machine TreBuchet.
The TreBuchet would catapult a cow or mule donkey 100-yards.
It would toss a 500-pound sow over a neighbors picket fence.
All You needed was a few young farmers to cock the TreBuchet.
The dreaded rotten carcase stunk with a nasty-bad neocon odor.
Tom Tomorrow must declare that comments like this are banned.
Ugg! skip it.
I'm outta here.
I'll graze grass with the Amish.
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I was thinking it was Bloombucks....
(I still think the blank slate candidate is meant to be Obama, despite Obama's appearance in panel 5.)
-- slingshot5150
or maybe the generic equivalent of Bloombucks, i.e., nothing but a projection for people who don't like the current choices.
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How old is John McCain?
He's so old he was part of the Keating Five, a band of merry mirth makers who took campaign moolah rather than regulating the Savings and Loan industry. In the parallel universe there is no penalty for violating your public trust, just find a bigger rock to hide under.
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John McCain is so old
Bob Dole told him to act his own age - and he died.
His Social Security number is 1.
He has a picture of Moses (Voted most likely to talk to burning Bushes) in his yearbook.
His birth certificate says "expired" on it.
He knew the Burger King while he was still a prince.
He was a waiter at the Last Supper.
He appeared in "Jurassic Park"...the reality show.
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Blank Man is Obama
He's the "blank man."
He says nothing.
Change, change change...Yawn.
It's about "you"...Yawn.
It's about YOU Obama, you snake oil salesman with NO RECORD.
He'd be great selling Amway.
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@ clamshell
Nah, the Neanderthal went back to representing Colorado's 6th district...
And, the botswarm for any Hillary/Obama piece is impressive. And, largely "anonymous."
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RE: snake oil salesman with NO RECORD.
Sorry, but at this point, electing someone "with NO RECORD" is still more promising than Electing someone with a HORRIBLE RECORD (but lots of family ties, etc., etc). I mean, *that's* already been done.
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Ugg should be uniter...
Ugg need build bridges with rocks. Bridges connect people. Make easier to get close & smash with rock.
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Ugg is actually Tom Tomorrow.
Ugg hate everyone who not Ugg. Ugg hate Clinton, Obama, Bush, McCain, Huckabee, Jesus, Buddah, Moses, Mohammed. Ugg hate puny humans who follow those big names that Ugg too busy to repeat. Ugg smash everything and everyone not Ugg. Ugg is strongest one there is. Ugg not steal words from Hulk, because Ugg is ONLY one there is!
I can't believe this pathetic egotist still has a weekly cartoon.
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"I can't believe this pathetic egotist still has a weekly cartoon."
Which you read and comment upon just about every week.
Hey, at least you're not be-bop trying to trick people into reading his posts by using a new name.
Now you know one reason why he has a weekly cartoon: unlike be-bop's posts, people read it.
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I just flew in from the wasteland
And man, are my arms tired!
"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed
by madness, starving hysterical naked."
And I saw a young girl with black lipstick and fingernails, a streak of orange in her black hair, serving me a latte at Starbucks. And she smiled at me like a child smiles, with all her heart. And I was in love for just a second. I forgot everything. And now I know that no matter what happens, we're gonna make it. That's why I put a fiver in her tip jar.
Now Be-bop, I want you to cut out the duel identity "celery" stuff. There is no need to hide your light under a boonie hat my friend.
Tomreed, why come you hate Dan Perkins so much? I like you, and I like Tom Tomorrow. So it makes it hard to have a party when I can't invite both of you at the same time. Make kissy not hissy.