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Vote for Ugg in '08! He smash enemies with big rocks!
  • John McCain is so old

    Bob Dole told him to act his own age - and he died.

    His Social Security number is 1.

    He has a picture of Moses (Voted most likely to talk to burning Bushes) in his yearbook.

    His birth certificate says "expired" on it.

    He knew the Burger King while he was still a prince.

    He was a waiter at the Last Supper.

    He appeared in "Jurassic Park"...the reality show.