Letters to the Editor
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John McCain is so old
Bob Dole told him to act his own age - and he died.
His Social Security number is 1.
He has a picture of Moses (Voted most likely to talk to burning Bushes) in his yearbook.
His birth certificate says "expired" on it.
He knew the Burger King while he was still a prince.
He was a waiter at the Last Supper.
He appeared in "Jurassic Park"...the reality show.

