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Hello, kids! It's me -- Mr. 9/11 Man!
  • How Giuliani Could Win My Vote!

    He could move the White House to Fallujah!

    (Ok, ok, I'm kidding. I still wouldn't vote for him. Has anyone seen Rudy's new mistress yet? I hear that's the real reason he decided to run for Preznit--he's looking to trade up.)