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  • Maybe its because he keeps sending my kid to war

    Let's see, 40 or 41 months in the Army...

    5 in training,

    6 in Afghanistan (19th Birthday),

    6 at Ft Bragg,

    7 in Iraq, (20th birthday)

    6 at Ft Bragg,

    and 10 on this tour in Iraq with 5 left to go, where he had his 21st birthday and will have his 22nd. That adds up to 400 times the days that Mr. Bush spent actually serving his country in Uniform, if you assume he attended his National Guard duties at all.

    We hates him, my precious, and not just himself.

    How many children of Senators and Congresspersons are in Iraq? Hint: You cannot divide by this number.

    True, there is one in Afghanistan, in Kabul.

    Sorry, but most post anonymous so the bastards can't retaliate against him.