Letters to the Editor
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Thanks For Playing!
Richard Perle: Contestant # 3, where did you get your rose-colored glasses?
Contestant #3: 9/11!
Richard Perle: Correct!! Don Pardo, tell him what he's won!
Don Pardo: Contestant # 3, you are the winner of a lifetime supply of political misdoings for the republican party without any guilt of conscience or consequence!
Contestant # 3: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!
Richard Perle: And for our parting contestants, Contestants #s 2 & 3, please accept our gifts of misery, resentment, and loss of hope for the future!

