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This Modern World
The Passion of the Hammer.
By Tom Tomorrow [2006-04-10]
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  • I'm not a complete tool!

    A fine strip today. Great work switching up the format a bit, Mr. Dan.

    -- Brad
    Sunday, April 9, 2006 10:48 PM

  • Haw-haw!

    Tastes like a Chick tract parody to me. Delicious!

    http://www.disinfo.com/archive/pages/dossier/id61/pg1/

    http://www.weirdcrap.com/chick/

    -- lemony
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    Sunday, April 9, 2006 11:10 PM

  • Good Gawd all-mitey...

    Best Tom since the Clinton impeachment fiasco ("..and I shot Vince Foster just to watch him die! It's all right here in this signed confession. Come and get me, suckers!"). I gots tears...

    BTW: My fundie sis-in-law hit me with the fossils-planted-by-Satan theory three years ago. Laughed then, too.

    -- ITHMFA!
    Sunday, April 9, 2006 11:49 PM

  • Another classic Tom

    Dan, you are the man!

    -- Landry
    Monday, April 10, 2006 07:43 AM

  • I Plan to Post this Prominently

    On my refrigerator, along with the one about Uncle Sam offering Jesus a faith based program to help with his ministry. Then I'll invite my fundamentalist friends over for a Bible study.

    Here's hoping Delay's truthiness will set him free.

    -- paganmegan
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    Monday, April 10, 2006 08:27 AM

  • No matter how many ways you prepare chicken,

    it still tastes like chicken.

    It is good, funny, and dead-on with clever twist (Jack Chick Publications parody). But in the end, all Tommy gives us is another laugh at their expense. We know they're morons, but they're also in charge. Of everything. My guess is they don't care how many jokes we make at their expense, so long as they get to rule the world.

    --No Name Given
    Monday, April 10, 2006 08:27 AM

  • The Long Delay

    Tom Delay

    Refuses to play,

    He's taken his marbles

    And gone away.

    He's not a good sportsman,

    Refuses to lose,

    Stomps off the playing field

    Without an excuse.

    He once was a bugman,

    Then the bane of Paul Krugman,

    He broke every rule,

    Was a bit of a tool.

    He raised skeevy cash

    Which got him in trouble,

    Then he got caught,

    Burst his own bubble.

    Now that he's gone,

    Things are better today —

    Less crime in the House,

    No more Tom Delay.

    -- Political Poet
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    Monday, April 10, 2006 11:10 AM

  • DTKR?

    Sadly, I'm not getting the "DTKR" reference on the cross on the bottom middle panel. Any thoughts?

    Delay Tom King of the Republicans?

    -- kxfoley
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    Monday, April 10, 2006 11:59 AM

  • Those poor dears.

    Those poor, persecuted people. My heart bleeds for them so.

    Not.

    The closest thing I have ever seen that resembles persecution of Christians was a T-shirt I saw last year on vacation that said:

    So many right-wing Christians, so few lions.

    I admit that I laughed my ass off when I saw it. My wife even bought one. We should be sooooooooooooooooo ashamed of ourselves.

    Not.

    -- djansing
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    Monday, April 10, 2006 01:45 PM

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