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Welcome back.... today is the big Opus discount mattress sale?
Owen. Welcome home? Whatever that means. Heat Opus and Berk some l.e.r.p.s!
I hope Opus don't catch those Madagascar genital herpes from a mama spa pool.
Remember : The Long Range Recon ~ Recognizance Patrols were PNAC delights.
Use C-4 chunks to heat hot a dry, precooked, meatball, and spaghetti. Add water.
Just take a rubber army green canteen over to a b-52 crater and 'Drink Liberally'.
Add iodine tabs. Flavor water with strawberry Kool aid and cross into Cambodia.
G.O.
Be Harpy.
Merchants still honor Veterans on Memorial Day by selling used discount mattress.
Find a mistress who had a hysterectomy and Hope she visited G.I.'s with Bob Hope.
She'll love G.O.