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Women are hysterical? I denounce and renounce you!
  • Touchet Gene, I'm too focused, what it is.

    I got a case of the Anxiety Stop-loss Syndrome, or nuther words, a case of the A.S.S. about this war.

    Oh, I'm focused OK. Are you? That fuckin' penguin is 4-F. He never measured up in the short arm inspection department. His boss can't DEROS because he never went. I think that's his major malfunction. He's so lame he couldn't even get a job sucking cock in an off-post trailer park whorehouse down in Columbus, Ga.

    Where the hell is Sparky, the REAL Penguin? When it comes to tellin' it like it is, Sparky will rip Opus's head off and skull fuck him.

    Hoooo ahhaaaa!