Letters to the Editor
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Bwahaha
I just finished three hours of setting up a new computer desk, which also entailed taking apart my computer system and putting it back together. So I totally sympathize with both Binkley AND Opus.
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the best breathed in a long, long time
ha
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What has Obama Accomplished: NOTHING
He's an affirmative action baby.
He's accomplished NOTHING.
Except taking a dirty land deal from REZKO.
The Clintons are not stooges...and the Dem/Banker establishment has a new "creation"...a slickster who offers "hope" and nothing concrete.
This is what OPus is saying....
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Punkin Center
This is like the Uncle Josh Punkin Center stories that were on Edison cylinder records for so many years. I don't get this one yet but Breathed is a genius and I am not. Some idiot has tried to use this to take a dig at Obama but that does not compute.
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Frameworthy cartoon
I'm with you, Opus. By god I'm with you.
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Opus doesn't have a dick
Berk likes to draw this penguin of his as being attracted to human females rather than other penguins.
Now I imagine that at some point he's going to dream about having sex with a human female. That's going to be real interesting. Male and female penguins have a "cloaca," rather than human-like penis and vagina.
"In zoological anatomy, a cloaca is the posterior opening that serves as the only such opening for the intestinal, urinary, and (usually) genital tracts of certain animal species. The word comes from Latin, and means "sewer". All birds, reptiles, and amphibians possess this orifice, from which they excrete both urine and feces, unlike placental mammals, which possess two separate orifices for evacuation." -- Wikipedia
So I can't wait for Burk to draw his cute cute cute little fat ass Opus squatting over his dream girl and letting it rip.
Cute cute cute little penguin!
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Garry Owen: you're a poet.
You Americans indeed have a dick. Hope you'll get rid of him next November..
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Opus has the same-same-same as Gary Owen
It's called a jumping pink porpoise? The wobbling bird penguins and Harley bikini gals that G.O. hangs around with call 'it' a tiny wiggling shrimp.
The Punkin' Butt part? Ya's will have to ask some of G.O.'s old Nam bunker hooch buddies?
Pleiku, Vietnam is where the gummiest had skilled engineered put together TVs gun-tracks, and G.O. was on the lookout for buffaloes butt while he sat on a 2/-1/2 ton named 'Wild Thing' with a 50-caliber and twin penguin M-60 machine-guns.
Respectfully to G.O..
G.O. may get cranky?
Who wouldn't about DC?
The dip-stick crowd steal,
The water Buffaloed sing on TV- Moo.
Move crooks. Bathe in Exxon crude-oil.
P.S. Who would not laugh aloud at B.B.'s Opus.
P.S. G.O. Before some deranged "enemy" of Opus and You comes he to blast USA off the planet...I met a Lt. Col., and former Nam company commander, veteran of D Co., 815th Engineer (Pleiku) (Jan-Dec 1971) What days. What a small world. He's a chicken farmer now post-war. I had a couple beers with him and a returning Afghanistan-vet who was at a farm conference to begin anew...meaning...wish to rid the war from the psyche-memory...Something watches over vets, cow veterinarians, drunks, and nice penguins who don't enjoy TeeVee. But G.O. and Opus have so much in common. They both love a cute skinny, or a plump mousse to smoothie things out, and both rubber-down folk can experience an opportunity to vent with a darn vet.
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G.O. You remind me of a Amish goat farmer.
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Welcome back, G.O.
Glad to see the principal let you back in class.
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Not even Fark likes this cartoon
And those drunk assholes will like anything.
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bizarre
Is salon.com being invaded by freepers on the non-sequitor propaganda patrol? I think so....
"What has Obama Accomplished: NOTHING
He's an affirmative action baby.
He's accomplished NOTHING.
Except taking a dirty land deal from REZKO.
The Clintons are not stooges...and the Dem/Banker establishment has a new "creation"...a slickster who offers "hope" and nothing concrete.
This is what OPus is saying....
--Anonymous"
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Opus is not Obama you know.
While Salon reserves the right to delete letters that are "we may remove letters that are far off-topic or excessively rude," it does not seem do do so. Pity. The "anonymous" Obama rant should not have appeared -- at least not in this thread.
I guess Be-bop-o is using a new pseudonym in the hope that some of those who have learned to skip his/her stuff will read the new material. Sorry, celery tastes bad today. But there ARE some medications for schizophrenia.
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Wrong, Anonymous
Just glancing at Goodceleryexclamationmark's 319 letters (!!), I'd say that he or she is more likely a plagiarist, a too-rational sucker for Be-Bop's sub-Joycean affectations who has too much self-respect to commit to Be-Bop's nonlinearities well enough to do the job exactly right.
Regarding Salon's refusal to police these pages for off-topic comments and rage-spewing drivel: Haven't you noticed that the Opus letters page has turned into the local VFW on just about any Saturday night, full of cranky veterans who hanker for the old days when their dicks were hard, their bowels were functional, and penguins knew their place?
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This Opus ought to satisfy the men children who yearn. . .
for the good 'ol non-political inoffensive happy Opus of their youth.
We ought to welcome those who go off-topic when there is no "topic" in the first place!
So. I wonder how many of those who complain Obama has no experience are also those who complain that candidates are always Washington/corporate establishment insiders. You want business as usual, vote for Hillary or McCain.
The "he has no experience" argument is a cover for reservations they would rather not express. There can be no other explanation for why liberal, well-informed people would make that argument about Obama.
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RE: wrong, anonymous
Well put!
I especially appreciated the "Be-Bop's sub-Joycean affectations" and implication of schizophrenia. Thank you for expressing so well the annoyance I've felt for so long.
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normally...read the trolls back comments at your own risk. 'um are diseased. skip. They contribute in a brief Life, what?
At birth.
Usually,
a human baby is born head-first.
That's if the mother pushes hard.
The troll may have had none ever care?
No one cared enough to wipe the feces?
o, so sad...o, clean up yourself then!
Wow. Some deformed reprobates, or suntin' like that? cheese.
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A page on penguins, including pictures of reproduction
http://www.gdargaud.net/Antarctica/Penguins.html
Two emperor penguins "fucking"
http://www.gdargaud.net/Antarctica/Life/EmperorMating.gif
One human apparently "fucking" one emperor penguin
http://www.gdargaud.net/Antarctica/Life/EmperorCapture.jpg
(These pics may not be safe for work.)
(Note, some birds do have a penis, some chicks have a penis too.)