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Pathetic, edible earthlings, surrender now!
  • This may be another sign of the end times approaching but...

    I think Berk is slowly showing signs of coming out of his cute phase and actually daring to deliver some straightforward political satire sans the heavily veiled and oblique approach that wouldn't be offensive to the average American dumbass sitting around in bathrobe on Sunday morning reading the funnies to the kiddies.

    "What's this cartoon about, daddy?"

    "Well Brittany, you see, we've got this vice president who is a real asshole, honey."

    "But, I though you and mommie voted for Bush and Cheney?"

    "Yeah, we did muffin. But it was a big mistake and now thousands of our soldiers are dead and the rest of them are pinned down in Iraq and Afghanistan."

    "Is Dick Cheney dead yet, daddy?"

    "No hon, he's not."

    "Damn!"