Letters to the Editor
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Golly Molly
Gary Owen- I say: Blue Cheese and stale Nabisco's cracker for you.
Anonymous must sit in suspense all week. The simper things he writes must drives Opus to get drunk. Poor Opus, next he'll go visit the Salon/Personal Section in the lower left hand corner of the front page, looking desperately for a Canadian Goose to date: (I just looked at the site for the first time and 'hit' Nova Scotia- I was shocked!) Shame Salon.
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[?] Opus may go get a democratic Tattoo of a new name love: Maybe* Blue Cheese, bubblegum lips, birdie bent, Salon Kama Sutra, ladybirdlove, or Berkeley Breathed- who knows? BB?
Opus is as fickle as Anonymous. Opus and Anonymous people always feel better because they always beg to be pricked by someone else pointy pin. They Tattoo different things. One day a boy, a girl, a mule, a donkey, a bunny, or picture of a friendly elephant tail or nose. They love their tail-end Tabooed with a yellow flapping butterfly.
Opus will probably be back at Laser Lucy's for another Tattoo next week. He needs to feel a bit better. If Opus isn't careful, he'll have a prison pardner do a Tattoo. Those homemade Bobbie pin hat tattoos are smarts and in style in liberal jails. A sewing needle is dipped into Blue ink. Each hand, and each finger, including the big thumb, get pricked with pen-ink and gets a different letter below each five knuckles:
{*} Opus will have this On The Right hand- I. LOVE.
(?) Opus mill request this insignia on The Left hand- G.OWEN.
The 2-thumbs- get- I.G.-
IG stands for: Inspector General of The GBW-No Aristotle.
Blue Cheese? If ya's got another "something" that can appear as a thumb. Owen? Well?
G.O.- You heard about the guy in the d'Nam who lost both hands? Well, remember it was Anonymous who was the platoon Sgt.. Anonymous got confused in combat. He's shoot anybody that moved and didn't freeze. Anonymous yelled to a NKG-
(new f'er guy) Hands Up into the sky! During a firefight, that's a bad idea. Well when you lost both hands in a gun battle, and have no fingers left, ya's got to learn to use the thumb between the legs for counting pocket change, hand shaking, geese hunting, and keyboarding. One even has to use a fork and spoons with the last "thumb" ya's got. Sound dumb? Yes, but...what else can one do? O, For fun- have Anonymous Tattoo that one, and only thumb Left- Golly Molly? or dumb. Annoying.
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