Letters to the Editor
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Oh, there's that cute little penguin again
Oh look, he's got his cute little flowery shower cap on and he's waving his little back-scrubbing brush. It's so gosh-darn cute!
And look, in the background, there's a picture of Dick Cheney! My gosh. Honest to pete, I don't know how Berk gets away with such daring stuff, tweaking our government like that. You better watch out Berk, you're probably being watched, tee hee hee!
And get this, he actually tangentially referred to the president as "Dear Leader." This is sure to get him a phone call from DHS! I don't know how Berk gets away with being so bold! He's fearless!
Well, I'll tell you what, this cartoon is going make America wake up and take notice, I'll betcha.

