Letters to the Editor
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Yeah, thanks Berk, for really going overboard with the Muslim cartoon. Wow! Man!
Nothing like a controversy to revive your sagging career. It's not like you really put yourself in danger, like the Danish cartoonist did. It's not like you drew a guy with a beard and said it was Muhammad. That might get you killed. That would take guts. Guts you don't have.
Draw something really controversial, will you? How about a guy with a turban and beard down on his knees in a Minneapolis airport restroom stall peering under the partition while Opus fights him off with a toilet plunger in his hand. Oh, and be sure to put a shower cap or a swim cap or a fruit basket or something on Opus's head. That's always sooo funny when Opus wears a funny hat.

