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Sunday, July 8, 2007 12:00 AM

Opus

My dream candidate: A tall, tough, broad-shouldered man's manly man -- with lots of hair!

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Saturday, July 7, 2007 06:20 PM

Uh hm.

I'm pretty sure he recycled the punchline from a Bloom County he did in the late '80s.

Saturday, July 7, 2007 06:27 PM

So right

Soundtrack for this strip: Paula Cole's "Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?"

Saturday, July 7, 2007 07:30 PM

So what?

Big deal if it's a recycled punchline. It's still relevant AND funny.

Republicans are swooning over Fred "Hollywood" Thompson as the second coming of Reagan, forgetting George W. Bush was really the second coming except not as smart and on steroids.

Saturday, July 7, 2007 07:49 PM

This could be the problem.

Voters keep looking for the ideal. They keep getting the real. Only actors can give us the Gary Cooper in "High Noon" kind of guy that some people want. And people who play actors by dressing up in flight suits. We need a Rambo kind of guy. One who isn't afraid to take out a lot of people.

Needless to say, no woman need apply since any paunchy old guy is closer to that ideal. After all, Grace Kelly only fired one shot.

Saturday, July 7, 2007 07:59 PM

Excellent strip

Best take-down of Thompson ever.

Saturday, July 7, 2007 08:27 PM

Not bad.

Not outstanding, but not cringe-inducing. And agreed: Ain't nothin' new under the sun, so who gives a fig if the kicker is recycled.

Saturday, July 7, 2007 08:51 PM

Rudy 2008!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sPhPmjVKm8I

NSFW

Saturday, July 7, 2007 11:35 PM

Oh, thank god.

Opus is back.

I still laugh out loud when I think about his flossing accident back in the 80's, or when he was leaning over Steve Dallas's hospital bed, "Steve, why did you put that highly flammable mascara on your chest hair for the Tess Turbo video shoot?"

Dallas: "Looked...fuh-fluffier..."

Saturday, July 7, 2007 11:38 PM

But How Does He Smell?

Oh, I guess we tune in to Chris Matthews for that. Enough said.

Sunday, July 8, 2007 02:49 AM

Genius

Recycling a concept that's still relevant 20 years later isn't laziness -- its demonstrative of genius.

Sunday, July 8, 2007 04:36 AM

Not just still relevant

More relevant.

The shot at Fred ("I'm not Ronald Reagan, but I sort of played someone just like him on TV") Thompson is dead on, but the commentary on what has happened to our ideals, and our idealism, in the last 20 years is even more on target.

Idealists are fruitcakes or idiots - ask any Republican or hard core liberal, and they'll tell you. For a country that was founded by the greatest idealists in history, and built on the highest of ideals, that is the saddest commentary of all.

Thank you, George Bush.

Sunday, July 8, 2007 05:48 AM

Maybe next Sunday...

...Berk can take on that slug Ron Paul and his fanbois.

Sunday, July 8, 2007 06:29 AM

heights of Presidents

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_heights_of_United_States_presidential_candidates

Sunday, July 8, 2007 09:01 AM

More Like a Nightmare

Let's see: manly man! LOL! How would he help improve America environmentally? Carter put up solar panels. Reagan took them down. How would he improve education or support our police officers and firemen? He took away earned Social Security benefits leaving our public servants to starve under inadequate retirement systems. How would he improve the economy? Took Clinton nearly six years to dismantle his trickle down economics and get us into a surplus again. Has taken W less than two to further enrich the wealthy while the middle classes and working poor struggle even more to pay bills and make ends meet. How would he increase our standing in the world and make the USA a well-respected world leader again? By calling other countries evil? Hasn't worked for W either. How about bringing integrity back to the White House? Iran-Contra anyone?

Sunday, July 8, 2007 09:15 AM

His wife

I just try to imagine his wife as our first lady.

Sunday, July 8, 2007 09:18 AM

Still funny

Yes, Linney, pipe dreams are still under the bed. And it's still funny after all of these years.

Sunday, July 8, 2007 09:51 AM

Totaliteez

Ummm. I think it's called irony, Totaliteez.

Sunday, July 8, 2007 11:36 AM

BTW

This is so no worth a week waiting for.

Sunday, July 8, 2007 11:43 AM

About time

somebody called attention to this. When Thompson shows up on Law & Order the episode comes to a screeching halt. He looks like an old shoe and talks like a bullfrog farting underwater.

The Republican media's attempt to turn this creature into a sex symbol is a performance an order of magnitude more riveting than anything Thompson has ever delivered.

Sunday, July 8, 2007 12:20 PM

Uh Hm

Yes. A recycled punchline. Which only makes it better - dumba$%! But know - you have to show off your superior brain power. Wow!! I am impressed. Better get back to your jeopardy watching.

Sunday, July 8, 2007 01:45 PM

Sexy Is

The Republican media's attempt to turn this creature into a sex symbol is a performance an order of magnitude more riveting than anything Thompson has ever delivered.

His wife's hot and quarter century younger than him, so he is a sex symbol to somebody.

That or she is milking him in typical female fashion.

Sunday, July 8, 2007 02:15 PM

I Just Came From Video Dog

Where genuinely talentless hacks get their own forum. Though I found parts of his Salon interview insufferable, Breathed is still one of the best cultural commentator cartoonists alive. He's brilliant, and those of you criticizing him need to pull your heads out of your asses.

Sunday, July 8, 2007 04:05 PM

can anyone

point me to the first-run of this recycled punhline? I'm feeling notalgic.

Sunday, July 8, 2007 04:12 PM

Hey.... Fred's not so bad!

What's wrong with Fred Thompson. Hey... he's a successful actor on a series that glorifies the most aggressive and repressive criminal system in the western world, he's been a lobbiest for all sorts of causes, most of them bad... for whomever would pay the most money....he was a spy for Richard Nixon during the Watergate investigation, even though Nixon thought he was a fucking idiot. Why... if that's not presidential material.. what is?

It's certainly not worse then the last Republican presidential candidate who was a thrice arrested, alcoholic, draft dodging failed businessman with mediocre grades who used to be a cheerleader....

The only thing that amazes me, is that the Republican party even exists.

Sunday, July 8, 2007 04:43 PM

I love Opus

I have to say, this is a welcome edition to salon.com. I love this comic strip, and it is right on target politically. Keep up the great work.

Thanks,

Erin O'Hanlon

Sunday, July 8, 2007 07:43 PM

Zeitgeist, anyone?

Maybe Breathed has been reading Glenn Greenwald on the "Manly Man" topic, or more likely he is just tuned in to what our MSM bloviators are saying. Unfortunately though, it's not just Chris Matthews who wants his daddy, plenty of voters do too.

Monday, July 9, 2007 11:46 AM

Recycle

YEP! Punchline straight from Bloom County circa 1985. Since I remember that, I kind of appreciate this. Really, though, Breathed recycles himself more than a family curcus cartoon (this, 'tinkling in the tub'). Its almost a crime he can get paid over and over for the same work. Or is that called syndication?

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