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My dream candidate: A tall, tough, broad-shouldered man's manly man -- with lots of hair!
  • Oh, thank god.

    Opus is back.

    I still laugh out loud when I think about his flossing accident back in the 80's, or when he was leaning over Steve Dallas's hospital bed, "Steve, why did you put that highly flammable mascara on your chest hair for the Tess Turbo video shoot?"

    Dallas: "Looked...fuh-fluffier..."