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Friday, December 26, 2008 12:00 AM

WayLay

"Driving Miss Crazy": A Christmastime tale.

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Saturday, December 27, 2008 01:55 PM

Did the right thing anyway.

This is an interesting strip, and interesting replies.

My thought is she did the right thing: She saw someone key someone's car, she left the info on the car, and she got a ticket. The ticket is separate from the first and second events, life is like that. If she had done nothing, she still would have gotten a ticket.

And while I don't like people who snag spots it's not that big of a deal. Like the guy who shot someone in a movie theater for talking, it's a bit excessive to basically destroy the paint on a car because you will now have to walk an extra block.

Back when I was a kid I had a bike. And on the bike I had mounted a truck air horn and a battery. However for pedestrians I also kept the little bell. Use the right tool for the job.

CZ

Saturday, December 27, 2008 09:08 AM

Almost me a few months ago

This cartoon was eerily reminiscent of a similar experience that happened to me a few months ago. I pulled up about two car lengths in front of a car that was going to pull out of spot (in order to politely give them enough room to maneuver out of the spot). But suddenly in zipped an SUV with two blondes (b***es) in it directly one car length behind me (even though I had my blinkers on and they knew I was waiting for the spot). They pulled into the spot and even though I really really wanted to key their humongous, gas-guzzling SUV, I contented myself with giving them the finger instead. Nice to know I'm not the only victim of such rich-b***ch cows, but at least I didn't key their car.

Saturday, December 27, 2008 02:59 AM

No, cloudberry, the proper word is "whacked."

Or "iced" or "currently hanging with Elvis."

Would you prefer "little lead forget-me-nots" or "nine-millimeter notes from Miss Manners"? Listen, in the coming age of depression and desperation, we have to use more fanciful metaphors for gunfire, since there's going to be a lot more of it. Ms. Lay is lucky she wasn't an innocent bystander, and that she was at the one single streetcorner in her city where somebody nearby wasn't strapped and eager to kill.

Saturday, December 27, 2008 02:52 AM

"lead reminders of politeness"?

You're whack.

Saturday, December 27, 2008 12:26 AM

Problem is that Ms. Lay is too nice to pack heat.

I'm told that the nighttime crowds in downtown Orlando have one concealed handgun for every two people.

Now I wouldn't be so stupid to claim that "an armed society is a civilized society," which is the opposite of the truth: an armed society is a paranoid and fearful society. And it doesn't make anyplace safe; look at Tikret.

But it would have been nice for a gun battle to start when some punk female keyed that person's car. Women rarely pay for their transgressions, and they're much more vicious than men. Women deserve an equal quantity of lead reminders of politeness.

Friday, December 26, 2008 03:53 PM

Time to Vote, like I do.

I guess maybe it was really a message from God, or something, that it's time to 'Vote against infernal combustion with your consumer dollar' - or, at least, having been T-boned by a Red Light Runner for the second time in Ten Years did that for me!

I've NEVER gotten a Parking Ticket on my BIKE!!!

Friday, December 26, 2008 07:04 AM

Because I am so upright

I would never key someone's car because they stole my parking space.

Letting the air out of their tires is another matter.

Friday, December 26, 2008 05:48 AM

At least no one dropped the N-Bomb

That's a warcrime, and here in Raleigh NC was successfully used as a justification to beat an old lady to death in the parking lot.

Friday, December 26, 2008 02:39 AM

Rough Justice

Snaking a parking space is just asking for a keying. Maybe it's out of proportion to that single offense, but someone who does that has a lot of other snakes on their tally board.

Maybe next time the snake will think better of it.

Thursday, December 25, 2008 08:58 PM

Butting into the affairs of assholes is a noble life path.

I only wish I had the courage to do it. I have this unfortunate problem that my life, my teeth, keeping my clothes free of blood and my car's so-called paint finish intact is worth more than doing the right thing.

And there is a world of unthinking, egotistical jerks out there; not all of them write letters to Salon. Not all of them know how to write. Perhaps I should do what NFL players and rap artists do and start packing heat. They are role models, you know.

Thursday, December 25, 2008 06:25 PM

better luck next year

at least nobody keyed your car...

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