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The only sane man left in the world.
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  • makes you want..

    ..to send cheney a 'big bird' suit.

  • It doesn't work

    Trust me. If sanity allowed a person to fly, I'd be giant condor, riding a patch of sky for hours on end.

    Alas, I remain earthbound, with all you crazy folk.

  • "It doesn't work"

    He's falling, not flying!

  • @TomRitchford

    I know that, and you know that, and MOST sane people like us know that, but I wanted to make it clear to all the sane people who might not be sure about it, who might read the comic and give it a try. You have to admit, Carol makes it look like he's flying, and for about 1/100th of a second it could be argued that he actually is flying.

    But it doesn't last. That's all I'm saying.

  • actually,.......

    I am the only sane person, left in this world.

    Me, a semi-retired, COBOL loving, chess playing, Dungeons & Dragons playing, techno-geek, I am the only sane person.

    In fact, the rest of you are illusions, mere shadows cast by me upon the cave wall, I am the only being of substance.

  • Sorry, Tom...

    ...but no sane person lives in Central Illinois.

  • Saloniks talking about mental health

    Is like crack dealers talking about the ballet.

  • Are there people who really kvetch...

    ...to the same counselor for 10+ years?

    Serious question.

    Peace,

    XY

  • Yes. A honest death flight confession.

    If the sane guy lands in a mud puddle or a bass fish pond.... Oh. He will have to start all over again from the bottom, and rise up the social schizophrenic ladder (proverbial). That's what they say in Psycho-101 Life School Class.

    The poor fly guy 'shrink' will be forced to find worms,

    catch catfish, and make fake flies for bait lures.... .....?

    And also the Sane-Guy will need to skin them stinking halibuts.

    He will need to boil the gutted, stinky, and finned-fish with flipper tails in a pot of cheap switch grass neo flowered-hops?

    Don't go to an expensive 'shrink'.

    Drink Schist canned Beer?

    Read the only sane, WayLay.

  • If only this were Woody Allen's shrink.

    Allen has been to multiple therapists over his life, and what was the result of all this psychiatric time and expense? He goes out and seduces his own daughter, and makes worse and worse navel-staring movies in which the racism and egotism fight to become the dominant element.

    If someone had kicked his skinny keister out of the office and yelled at him, he might have straightened up, realized the only intelligent life exists beyond his "safe haven" of Manhattan, and made some movies worth watching.