ain't what it used to be.

a garland, texas reference!! woo doggies. ashlee simpson likes to eat at the chuy's in dallas. you heard that first from me, ya hear?!?

I remember a time when men acted like men, you know the quiet, strong type with a heart of gold and a mind like a steel trap, not these emo fools I see shuffling around. I remember a time when if you were from a well heeled family and were caught doing something “improper”, you were sent away to a boarding school, a military school or a mental health hospital so as to not embarrass the family and the rest of society. I remember a world where no one in their right mind would strive to air their dirty laundry or make a complete jackass of themselves on national television. I remember a world where you actually had to have talent, intelligence and persistence to make it in the music business instead of just a look and a certain swagger, you know back in the day when most musicians played an instrument or two. I remember a nation that actually wanted to elect a smart, well-spoken POTUS. And the sad thing is, I am only 34. I weep for the future.

When it wasn't a parody of itself.

When Keith used to draw his eye's larger and his nose bigger. Before he moved to LA and joined all the other body-alteration experiments roaming the streets like extras from the next George A. Romero film "Night of the Living and Plastically Enhanced Metabolically Challenged People".

ha ha, 'fraid you asked for it, Keef...

Yeah?, well I remember when Keith Knight was doing rlevence.

Back in the day when he had an edge. He used to actually be funny!

is some funny shit.

Yeah, I was into Keef back when he still had dreads. Man, those were the good old days.

I try so hard not to be that guy, it's not always easy once you've reached a certain age though.