Letters to the Editor
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Beer taps
I want to pull fire alarms too.
My most consistent temptation (when at a bar, anyway) is to knock all the beer taps open, not to actually drink the beer but just to see it all cascading down in a glorious beer fountain. Like the Bellagio, only in reverse.
I also want to grab food off of people's plates when I walk past restaurants with patio dining, like grab a burger and take one big bite then put it back, and walk away (or probably run away.)
There is a fantastic Japanese film called "Tampopo" which I highly recommend everyone to anyone who likes to eat (not the dreaded "foodies" but just people who like to eat). The best vignette in the film is a scene with a little old lady running through a grocery store poking her thumbs into everything squishy: soft fruits, cheeses, pastries, everything. Glorious!