Letters to the Editor
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..Dropping your iPod on the treadmill...
Better yet, running said iPod through the wash and only noticing it when you hear bumping noises coming from the dryer - and finding that, once dried out, IT STILL WORKS!
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Whoa...!!
I was NOT staring down her blouse! Besides, it was missing a few buttons; how could I help it.
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Getting an unexpected check from the IRS
'Nuff said.
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L.L.V. at the LaundroMat:
Being 25 cents short for your last dryer load - and then spying an abandoned quarter amongst old lint & dust on the ground! =)
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getting kittens
complete with fleas, scratching along with the poor little guys for days while you your bank account is screwed up, then finally buying the flea treatment and basking in their furry, purry, kitteny joy when you banish the little suckers!
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Your Kid...
...is in Iraq for 15 months on his second extended tour and his enlistment is nearing its end. Cheney orders all active duty soldiers must add another year to their enlistment.
Just then, Congress grows a pair and votes to withdraw the troops!