Keef's best work in ages! Wrap a 6-year-running political gag (/sad reality) in a surreal, burlesque pun = genius! More of the same!

I'm offended that people would be offended by this cartoon. Why's everybody so sensitive?

Heh. It actually works on several levels. Instead of Bush spouting a loud of shite, he's actually spewing forth his load of Dick.

Keith Knight be knighted, sayeth thy fellow brethren of unpolitically correct humor.

Oh yeah...if you ever go bird (quail) huntin' with Uncle Dick, remember to stay BEHIND him. UD has a tendancy to shoot from the hip without aiming correctly. The Texas ranch that UD shot another lawyer (legally) while "quail huntin'" was stocked the day before with thousands of pen raised quail, so that even a beer-swillin' bubba from South Texas could accidently get his quota (hopefully, legal bag limit).

The local sheriff did investigate the accidental shooting and said that it was the lawyer's fault, both of them.

"Shoot low, there're ridin' Shetlons!"

Change your radio station. And your newspaper, if you read something other than comics.

No - a thousand times, no! They are NOT the same. Both parties, while up to their asses in campaign financing that more resembles bribery and protection, than "gifts" - come at our problems from entirely different hemispheres of the brain.

Lying, murdering, thieves who don't do anything unless there is a BIG profit for them - and lots of POWER!!!

Against:

Sometimes fibbing, suicidal "give 'til everyone is happy", way too nice people, for politicians of this era.

And, that would be the era of: "Rule the world by force, or die trying - because we, the CEO's, ARE America, god damn it!"

How 'bout some o' that democrat humor. You don't mean to tell me that republicans are baaaaaaad, and democrats are goooooood, do you? Get some balance, dude. Speak truth. All truth.

You could have Clinton look at the oval office, while rubbing her hands together and saying "my preciousssss" or something like that. Or you could have the entire democrat party crawling into Pelosi's mouth.

They're all liars, all thieves. Party means nothing. Speak truth.

Could we substitute the word "schmuck" for those offended by the "d" word, maybe that'll make 'em happy!!

Good one, Keef. This one does the job for me. Eyes pop open, jaw drop, snicker, chuckle, lol, the whole works. It has to be read more than once to fully capture all of the fun. It speaks for all of us. "I feel like I have a big, fat Dick inside of me".

Amen

Let's listen in on a White House conversation.

Bush: Hey. Have you come up with that Czar guy yet?

Under qualified evangelical Lackey: We're having problems Mr. President. We inputted high profile names and created a values' friendly list of those that hate gays, family planning and abortions; then we cross referenced this list to those that would be willing to let the Rove propaganda section politically sloganize any major ideas or pronouncements they might have: then we tested the then remaining candidates as to could they swallow their most heartfelt opinions if those opinions might be in disagreement with yours, praise Jesus.

Bush: And? Who did y'all come up with?

Under qualified evangelical lackey: Harriet and Brownie top the list for those currently available. George T. was on it but he's been scrubbed. Alberto and Condi got top grades too, but well, they already work for you.

Bush: Well, can't you tweak the inputs a little to get more names? Did you hear that? I said, "Tweak the inputs a little." That's pretty savvy, isn't it. "Tweak the inputs." I like that. I'm not as rigid and uninformed as people think I am. Am I?

You nailed it.

You totally nailed it.

Just like Little George is nailed by his big buddy Dick.

The little dickhead is totally dominated by the nasty, old, Dick.

No, I think he means penis there. One could try to make n play for the name, but as many a surveyor of any pornographic text written for men in the last half century can tell you, "Big Fat Dick", means tallywhacker, size large. If this offends your sensibilities, than I shall accept the license of licentiousness, but pray ask that you can transcend the intrusion of the trouser snake into our discourse. Instead of passing punctuation marks into synonyms of known impotence in disguising the bulges of John Thomas', simply keep in mind that the word can be used in more generalized ways. Calling a man a dick does not mean he is an actual schlong, but rather as a nasty epitaph to an individual of sour mood, a "jerk", or even counter intuitively, an "asshole". Just as when you call someone a "pantywaist" you aren't saying they are literally, whatever the hell that is.

Having said that, allow me to say, "Keith, dude, wtf mate?" That stuff is weird. What have they done to you down there? Is it the smog, late night drinking in W. Hollywood, snorting cocaine from the bodies of strippers at big money comic book companies? Slow down my friend, remember the good old Mission district pace, and remember we always love you.

As long as you promise not to do any more cartoons of people ingesting the body of the vice president. You have scared away my munchies.

I think Keef said Dick, not d**k. The second one is a curse. The first just acts like one.

A big dick inside of me? Jesus.