Shouldn't be too hard to get the media to play along.

bwahahahahahahahahahahah!

...so i should NOT email this to anyone in the Administration!?

... we tried this approach. Bush is apparently peeved that the Iraqis have shown insufficient gratitude for their "liberation." Well, it shouldn't be hard to get a few dozen Iraqis who are willing to surrender a little dignity for potential real liberation. Bring them to Washington (it's safer for everyone, media coverage is easier to get, and it makes them look like supplicants) and have a celebration of Bush's victory. Thanks all around. They can award him the Medal of Nebuchadnezzar, or something. Declare him Gawd.

Democrats can begin talking up our awesome victory in Iraq - go over the whole timeline of successes, from "Mission Ay!" to each rigged election and poisoned "constitution". Sophisticates will see the irony; Dems will kindly keep a straight face: there are a lot of lives at stake here.

The news media can dust off footage of Mr. Bush's magnificent, shock'n'awe-inspiring fly-in, and Navy brass will urge him to do it again. Full coverage all around. Blanket the airwaves. Get a bigger codpiece for the "Commander in Chief."

At the end of which, of course, American troops AND CONTRACTORS will be withdrawn.

That's where the super creeps would never ever look.

Just as we did with the Downing Street Memo, all of Al Beridei's reports on the WMD search and proof of Clinton's budget surpluses.

If it is in print, the non curious will never see it.

Once it works, then Bush thinks the US is ready to go to war with Iran.

of course the psuedoneum for "sick" being percisely funny. But there obviously is nothing funny about the war. But the idea is very true, if we were a bunch of people that all agreeded that President Bush's idea of Irqu was a success, then it might help him feel a little less incompetent.

Incompetent at not being able to say, let bygones be bygones, when was the last time, you walked away the loser after feeling the sense of entitlement or the ire of defeat?

My favorite of all.

Isn't this what we've been seeing for the past few years?