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• that was rude!

  but damn funny...

  -- vaporland
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  Permalink Wednesday, July 4, 2007 07:02 PM

• Well, you know...

  It would explain a lot.

  -- meffert
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  Permalink Wednesday, July 4, 2007 07:06 PM

• What was that dark black organ?

  Was that suppose to be a heart? The undead don't have hearts!

  I have a theory that the whole pacemaker thing is just a sham to make people believe that Cheney actually still has a heart and therefore not a member of the undead. As for Cheney shooting Dick Whittington in a hunting accident, that's just a cover story. The marks on Mr. Whittington were not from shot, but are teeth marks in Cheney's attempt to eat his brain.

  -- qazwart
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  Permalink Wednesday, July 4, 2007 07:19 PM

• Wow.

  It would be funnier if it wasn't so creepily close to the truth.

  -- gar
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  Permalink Wednesday, July 4, 2007 08:28 PM

• Thanks for the James Madison Plug

  This July 4th our group sold ball caps to raise money. On the back of the cap we had stitched the words of James Madison from Federalist Paper #51.

  The purpose (end) of government is justice.

  How appropriate that Tom should contrast James Madison with Dick Cheney.

  -- Ron Smith
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  Permalink Thursday, July 5, 2007 04:57 AM

• My name is Dick Cheney!

  Bring me a golden-haired maiden, a handlebar mustache, and a railroad track!

  Pretty sweet, Tom.

  -- Joseph L.
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  Permalink Thursday, July 5, 2007 05:13 AM

• (whoops... Ruben)

  I'm not an idiot. Really.

  -- Joseph L.
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  Permalink Thursday, July 5, 2007 05:16 AM

• But...

  ...as is usually the case, the truth is probably far worse. Still funny though.

  -- Strangely Enough
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  Permalink Thursday, July 5, 2007 08:39 AM

• Evil rocks

  They always have the better toys (time travel, nanobots, trans-dimensional summoning of demons).

  --Anonymous
  Permalink Thursday, July 5, 2007 04:55 PM