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but damn funny...
It would explain a lot.
Was that suppose to be a heart? The undead don't have hearts!
I have a theory that the whole pacemaker thing is just a sham to make people believe that Cheney actually still has a heart and therefore not a member of the undead. As for Cheney shooting Dick Whittington in a hunting accident, that's just a cover story. The marks on Mr. Whittington were not from shot, but are teeth marks in Cheney's attempt to eat his brain.
It would be funnier if it wasn't so creepily close to the truth.
This July 4th our group sold ball caps to raise money. On the back of the cap we had stitched the words of James Madison from Federalist Paper #51.
The purpose (end) of government is justice.
How appropriate that Tom should contrast James Madison with Dick Cheney.
Bring me a golden-haired maiden, a handlebar mustache, and a railroad track!
Pretty sweet, Tom.
I'm not an idiot. Really.
...as is usually the case, the truth is probably far worse. Still funny though.
They always have the better toys (time travel, nanobots, trans-dimensional summoning of demons).
