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What was that dark black organ?
Was that suppose to be a heart? The undead don't have hearts!
I have a theory that the whole pacemaker thing is just a sham to make people believe that Cheney actually still has a heart and therefore not a member of the undead. As for Cheney shooting Dick Whittington in a hunting accident, that's just a cover story. The marks on Mr. Whittington were not from shot, but are teeth marks in Cheney's attempt to eat his brain.