Put Barry in the White House and see how fast the good ol' USA turns into Guatemala Lite with the help of the Soros billions, trying out European socialism for the sake of nostalgia. Remember when the tanks were rolling through Budapest, George?

Hard to believe an intelligent person like Garrison is in the tank for Osama Obama. Hold your nose and vote for McPresident.

At least we won't get anything like United Fruit's butchery of the hapless Chiquita harvesters.

Streep and Brosnan are to "Mamma Mia" as Hepburn and Brazzi were to "My Fair Lady" and "South Pacific" with voices dubbed by Marni Nixon and Giorgio Tozzi. I guess they're supposed to enhance the box office but they drove me away.

Methinks Garrison hung around with his Scandinavian wife a little too long and started to revel in the cloaked benefits of socialism. After all, nasty ol' capitalism has had enough sway in this country. "Limousine liberals" look down on peasants and tell them how to live their tawdry lives. Not eating enough endive? Are you sure Karl Marx started like this? There's lots of info on the Internet to give you a clue. Or maybe we should read a new reprint of Hitler's "Mein Kampf."

I knew Schwarzenegger would be bad for CA since he grew up in socialist Europe and has a Kennedy whispering in his ear. Other enigmas are Maureen Dowd and Camille Paglia, with the same loony lefty leanings as Garrison.

We sure don't need anyone feckless or hapless in The White House and the slime machine needs to mention the William Jeffersons and the Marion Berrys and assorted reprobates who continue to collect benefits from the taxpayer. At least the "Repuglicans" divest themselves of the undesirables.

Don't guess Garrison would be comfortable in the San Fransisco bath houses where he'd have to carry two bars of soap in case he dropped one. Bad news about being a liberal this year: Mickey Mouse could be the Republican nominee and beat Empty Suit Obama. Pelosi is ruining it for the Dems when they should make a clean sweep on the way to Soros socialism.

...sit down with her and point to the dictionary...start with epithet and work your way to epitaph. When I saw her response to the correction I couldn't believe it and wanted to help her write her own epitaph (get it, get it)...but seriously, folks.

We all know Camille has a serious crush on the exotic Ms. Mercury and has made noises to her main squeeze over her lack of exoticability...you know what I mean. Are we sure Yma Sumac started like this?

Osama Obama need not fear being the victim of a Clinton contract...he is imploding on his own.

Pelosi is killing her party with her big gavel but if she can retain power instead of getting swept out as in '94 she will go after talk radio and Camille won't have Rush to kick around.

...we useta call the current partner-du-jour "my main squeeze" but making up words is funner with offshoots of "exotic" not found in any ditchionary. Yma Sumac was a singer - popular slightly before Ms. Mercury ('40s-'50s) who had a Guinness-World-Record-type multi-octave voice, and hailed from the same part of le monde with jungle credentials.

...like Ivory soap, the shortcomings float to the top. It's no place for on-the-job training as the untutored novice, now making concessions with the Clintons...next a chat with Putin, Ahmadinejad, Chavez and assorted tinpot dictators around the world. Remember the song: "Good job, well done, Neville Chamberlain!" I like the way your article brought the America haters and Christian haters out of the woodwork.

...and did you hear what those West Virginians said about Barry? You'd think cullud peoples didn't stand a chance.

...from the same tombstones that benefited Kennedy. At least the Sears Tower will be safe from terrorists after Barry gets in, due to generous checks sent their way. Meanwhile half of Detroit may glow at 7000 degrees...

...you know, Biden for presidink? I guess not, but it was disturbing to hear West Virginians talking about hanging that darky from a tree. Maybe they should have tried a primary in Mississippi to see if things had changed. We still have intelligent people wanting liberalism and high taxes: Warren Buffett, Garrison, Maureen, and who knows why? Socialism fails every time it's tried. Europe is trying to get away from it yet Soros is trying to inflict it on the good ol' USA. Even Al Gore won't go away with his international tax blaming man for global warming instead of the sun, and none dare call it a hoax. McCain is liberal but he's still the lesser of...duh.

Of course Osama Obama has a future in politics--being chief token for the Daley Machine ultimately in charge of gathering names from tombstones for Hillary in 2012 which had to help JFK when it was Daley Senior's idea in 1960. If McCain gets in and saves the USA, Chicago won't have to send money to terrorists to protect the Sears Tower...they can direct them elsewhere and make half of Detroit glow at 7000 degrees.

...was an actuality I heard on TV from a male West Virginia native after their primary. I do not know which network, but it might have been Fox since I rarely watch the alphabets.

...but I'm glad to see it in the headline because the schmucks were misspelling it in letters to the editor yesterday.

...but everything in public domain is fair game, so let's do like the owl and the pussycat and float the dangerous people out to sea in a pea-green boat, a very big boat that will hold Jimmy, Teddy, Nancy, Joe, Barack, Harry, George Soros and assorted other Marxist Lite wackos.

...yet we only read news of Republicans in uncomfortable situations. All was forgiven with Marion Berry, and on and on.