Talk about a one-note poster.

You registered a name just so you could misspell a word.

You're trawling for rage-a-holics.

This is Family Feud-style polling, and it is One Big Fat Deal.

No matter its importance in the Kanye west "aesthetic," AutoTune is the latest gimmick that automatically gets people over twenty lunging for the Off button.

For me, it's not so much "Meh" as "Feh!"

though I thought you had perhaps sobered up by now and would give up being an inarticulate asshole for the sake of contrariness.

I see, by the way, that in earlier letters you have criticized Salon for hosting unmoderated threads that repeatedly disintegrate into chaos. Is this your idea of teaching 'em a lesson?

I just stopped by to see what had changed in the last couple of weeks. The "Palin '12?" stories right after the election were enough for me. Salon seemed incapable of actually being happy for a frackin' change and had to start worrying immediately about what was going to happen to ruin everything. So I decided to drop the site from my bookmarks and haven't been back.

It's good (if that's the word--maybe the word is "bad" or "suck-tastic") to see that nothing has changed at all. Salon is still steeped in fear and paranoia.

The terrorists may not have won, but Karl Rove did, didn't he?

Once was not enough?

I see the beginnings of a novel--"The Wax Groper"--or an especially clever episode of "Law and Order."

You are not a fan of football. You are a fan of arguing, you tedious rage junkie you.

And, yes, the college season should end on January 1 (Why are we eating week-old Doritos and chili on January 8?), March Madness should take place in March, and baseball ought never to be in a position to crown a clutch performer "Mr. November."

Because, as Pete Seeger said, for every sport there is a season.

Ask yourself: just who is in the military?

That's right! Negroes, Hispanics, and White Trash.

If you are not one of those, don't join! They're the ones who are supposed to "die for their country" (as if it were THEIR country, about which it is to laugh).

Add: Pride of the Yankees.

Eight Men Out.

but it looks as if the hostile, snarky atheists are still out in force.

Nobody's in His Heaven and all's right with Salon.

I wouldn't want to make some kind of grievous error because I have misplaced values.