The USA has been shanghaied by Israel for its own ends. It's really that simple.

Observe Ms. Pelosi's manueverings -- Oh! My! Is that a Zionist that's been installed in place of Murtha..? When the dots are thick enough, you don't need to connect them, it's like a fucking Seurat painting, so many dots that the picture is STARKLY CLEAR.

>Osama bin Laden was inspired to plan the destruction of the World Trade Center after seeing the "destroyed towers in Lebanon" smashed by Israeli bombs.

Whoa, there, little buddy! That sentence promotes the bullshit 9/11/01 "official" story. You know what I think? I think that Cheney and his little Puppet ought to be waterboarded @ Gitmo until we get to the bottom of what they know about 9/11/01. If beating an innocent man's legs into a pulp is an approved method of extracting information then I feel that Vice-President Cheney ought to enjoy precisely the same treatment -- that just sounds a whole hell of a lot faster than ten years of committees and cover-ups.

Bush's Mideast disaster..? A solution..? GET THE FUCK OUT OF IRAQ TODAY. Not in a year, not any "measured drawdowns" or any other flavor of bullshit du jour -- just GET THE FUCK OUT OF IRAQ. Installing Saddam Hussein as leader of Iraq and arming his faction to the teeth. Sorry we tortured and murdered your sons, sir. Just a misunderstanding.

There has certainly been a dearth of any controversial political stories on Salon since Israel's slaughter in southern Lebanon -- you remember, a million old-style cluster bombs dropped on Christian civilian population centers..? But then Mel Gibson popped up in the news and that story was kept alive for MONTHS.

Did that taste manufactured to anyone besides myself..?

To recap:

1. GET THE FUCK OUT OF IRAQ

2. Cut off ALL aid to Israel, all at once, period, forever. Fuck 'em.

3. Bush and Cheney need to be impeached, tried, convicted, and imprisoned for their crimes.

You know what? When the planes hit the towers what *I* thought is that "Wow, here's that manufactured terror event that I've been reading about for so many years!"

As for "Al Queda" -- it means "The Toilet" in Arabic, check it out:

http://prisonplanet.tv/articles/june2004/062504manufacturedfront.htm

Now, would YOU name your Arab Terrorist(tm) organization "The Toilet"..? Sounds like pure bullshit, does it not..? Would this be a good time to mention those five Mossad and IDF operatives who were arrested on 9/11/01 after being witnessed videotaping the WTC collapse while high-fiving one another and dancing..?

Would it be enlightening to mention the recent "loyalty purges" BY I$RAEL, IN THIS COUNTRY, OF *OUR* CONGRESS, to ensure that there are no "anti-Zionists" in Congress..?

When the dots get thick enough, they almost connect themselves. I$rael is a foreign country. We have been had, massively. I'd like to helpfully suggest that we arrest and waterboard Dick Cheney and his chimp-like puppet, Bush The Lesser, and waterboard them at Gitmo until they feel like sharing a bit more than they were forced to share during the 9/11 cover-up.

Let's review:

1. This article is bullshit. Scripted, manufactured bullshit.

2. I$rael had quite an interesting role in 9/11/01

3. But we can't say one bad word about I$rael is this country, can we..?

And the Columbians out here are ALL business. Visualize this: Nicole snorts more than she can pay. Oops! Mr. Goldman happens to be with her when the Columbians come to collect. The LAPD, rather well-known as being as corrupt as any police force from any time in the recorded history of this planet, spies an opportunity to put some white-woman-fucking famoust negro away.

And white America gobbled it up. Gobbled it up like a kitten lapping milk.

O.J. Simpson did not kill his ex-wife or her boyfriend.

Call off the marriage. If you're immature/unhappy about her exes and she knows it but isn't changing her tack at all regarding them, pull the fucking ripcord. You don't have to eat all of an apple to know that it's bad. Get the fuck out of the relationship. I hear that text messaging is ideal for breaking up with someone.

Personally I'd wait until she's menstruating and you're certain that she's not bearing any little fuckhead sperm-egg combos you may have helped whip up...

Stay single. Forever.

And throw him the fuck out of the country. There's a seat in the Knesset waiting for you, Joe, waiting for you IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY. America first. Israel not at all.

You remember that they were both Jewish, yes? And that one of the Trench Coat Mafia's fathers was an FBI agent... oh, but right, right. We need to ban video games. They're evil. Obviously. We don't need to think, we need to act, particularly when the camera is upon us, mais oui..?

When a Republican is voted out of office, do they report directly to prison..?

We'll see you back here in about a month asking if oral sex is really cheating, k..?

"LSD is a chemical which causes psychotic behavior in people that don't use it."

I forget the exact source, but it does seem to fit this post-9/11-moral-high-ground-Wal-Mart-rent-a-cop-because-I-said-so thread.

A weed? Illegal? That is absurd.

Because they'll try and climb on your head and drown YOU as you try and save them.

When my ex was hospitalized initially the month she was away was a profound but uncomfortable revelation: life is infinitely better without her. Once we rolled around to the point in time she began to perceive us as a threat to her (go figure) I was only too happy to see her move out.

Ten years in that whirlpool was more than enough.

It takes a lot of time

to push away the nonsense

Take my compassion -- push it as far as it goes

My interest level's dropping, my interest level is dropping

I've heard all I want to, I don't want to hear any more

Didn't Steve Martin do this character about thirty years ago..?