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Gordon Wagner

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Thursday, January 4, 2007 07:16 PM
Original article: My niece leased a Hummer!

I sold my Prius and bought a large truck

And I feel much more secure in it. If Nissan sold a larger truck in the US, I'd have bought that model instead.

People drive like jerks. I appear to be the only soul in California with functional turn signals on their vehicle. I look both ways at intersections. I stop for yellow lights.

I felt way too much hate being directed my way when I drove my Prius. And I've had sportcoats I felt more secure in. It was a neat gadget.

I don't have a commute. I'm don't care that the truck gets shitty mileage. It's BIG and I feel SECURE in it.

WTF do you care what your niece does..? "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law."

Thursday, January 4, 2007 07:11 PM
Original article: The party's over

Even little children realize our President is an asshole

1. Get all US troops out of Iraq

2. Deposit Dubya, Cheney, Wolfie, Rummy, Perle, Feith, all those dicks, right where that statue of Hussein once stood, the one that was toppled in a photo op (foreign web sites will have JPGs of the whole scene -- an empty square)

3. Case closed.

Thursday, January 4, 2007 12:58 PM

McCain, Lieberman, AIPAC are pleased with the outcome in Iraq

>And outside of John McCain, Joe Lieberman and the folks at the American Enterprise Institute, it's hard to find anyone who likes what they're hearing about the president's apparent plan to send more troops into battle.

We do what Israel tells us to do. Correct me if I'm wrong, but do it with verifiable documentation.

America first. Israel... not at all.

800-lb gorilla..? Where?! I see nothing!!

Wednesday, January 3, 2007 08:03 PM
Original article: Stopping the surge

"Phased redeployment"..? WTF..?!?!?!? GET THE FUCK OUT OF IRAQ *****TODAY*****

GET OUT OF IRAQ ***NOW***!!! GET. OUT. OF. IRAQ!!!!! I don't care what Israel wants -- we were WRONG to invade, we are WRONG to remain there. GET OUT OF IRAQ ***NOW***!!!!

Wednesday, January 3, 2007 07:57 PM
Original article: The Dems come marching in

Slam on the brakes and steer hard to port

Did they introduce impeachment proceedings today? No? Pelosi attended a tea in her honor..?!?

Listen: twist the nitrous knob. Green light. Hit the fucking gas. Build the gallows in front of the White House ***NOW***. We'll find somebody with a cell phone to record Dubya's swinging.

We ought to level Washington DC and salt the earth it once stood on. Clean it up RIGHT NOW or we ought to look hard at returning all significant power to the states and turning our backs on the federal government. Dubya has been a disaster. If Clinton got impeached for lying about a blowjob, Dubya ought to be summarily executed. We can examine the facts later.

Cheney, OTOH, goes to Gitmo to have his legs pulped and his nuts shocked. "So, Dick... anything to tell us about 9/11/01..?"

No quarter. CLEAN HOUSE. Compassion, in this instance, can be put on the shelf. Those motherfuckers ought to hang for their crimes. Hang and be left hanging until they rot away as a grim warning to every wannabe fascist on this rock.

Tuesday, January 2, 2007 07:15 PM
Original article: Big breasts for dummies

Not to complain, but...

http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=venus+of+willendorf&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

Get over it. Not news.

There are, however, a few rather important news stories which I'd certain rather read about on salon.com than a freaking trend in mannequins, you know what I mean..?

I'd like to read about our beady-eyed inbred asshole President being IMPEACHED. By individual citizens following the Jefferson's Manual approach, if need be.

There hasn't been a political story worth reading on salon.com since Israel's US-funded slaughter of Christian civilians in south Lebanon. And Mel Gibson knocked that story off the front page, didn't it..?

Come on, guys... I'm paying for this. Mannequins..? Ask me if I give a fuck. Honestly.

Tuesday, January 2, 2007 09:07 AM

"National Day of Mourning"..? For WHAT..?

I can excuse the mental duffle bag Ford was for serving on the Warren Commission, even look the other way for pardoning Nixon... but not being able to ship something at the local Post Office has REALLY pissed me off.

Gerald R. Ford was a fucking fascist tool. Dumb as kapok. Maybe even dumb enough to not realize how he was USED.

Fuck all Republicans.

Saturday, December 30, 2006 06:50 AM

Bush Is Great: did Yahoo shutting down its message boards hurt you..?

Fucking troll.

Saturday, December 30, 2006 06:40 AM

When is Dubya's hanging..?

He's killed far more Iraqi civilians than Hussein was ever accused of killing. So let's see some "regime change" here in the USA and see some "justice" done.

I still favor the idea of waterboarding Cheney in order to ascertain just what his depth of foreknowledge regarding 9/11/01 was. The precedent has been established. And then we hang him after a mock trial. The precendent, again, has already been established.

And once again, Israel has achieved something it wanted with US help. Iraq is in shambles and Hussein is dead.

Thursday, December 28, 2006 06:09 AM

Take your blinders off and try it again, Walter

It hasn't been *that* long -- don't you remember? Agnew resigned in disgrace. Nixon hand-picked some fucking sock-puppet tool (THAT WOULD BE FORD) whose job was to pardon Nixon. Period. And that's what he did.

Just like he served on the Warren Commission (a commission is what the government puts forth when it wants to cover something up), Ford was a USEFUL TOOL. I'm visualizing a seldom-used wrench.

He was unelected -- no votes had been cast for him by the public as a Vice-Presidential candidate. I didn't realize he'd played football in his youth, but that explains quite a bit about what a good "team player" he was.

Recall the koan:

Scarecrow in the field

How unaware! How useful!

Gerald Ford served fascistic elements in post-WWII America.

Friday, December 22, 2006 04:21 AM
Original article: Sexless and loving it

She sounds nuts

So, a "lifelong goal" of hers has been to sink her claws into some poor schmuck..? No doubt that debacle will be detailed in another book. And another three-page salon.com article.

Do we care about this woman? She sounds like a nut. If she does snare a man, please devote coverage to her wedding, because it's a certainty she'll be a Bridezilla of biblical proportions.

"A better Christian"..? As I mentioned in the subject line, she sounds nut.

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