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Gordon Wagner

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  • Slam on the brakes and steer hard to port

    [Read the article: The Dems come marching in]
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    Did they introduce impeachment proceedings today? No? Pelosi attended a tea in her honor..?!?

    Listen: twist the nitrous knob. Green light. Hit the fucking gas. Build the gallows in front of the White House ***NOW***. We'll find somebody with a cell phone to record Dubya's swinging.

    We ought to level Washington DC and salt the earth it once stood on. Clean it up RIGHT NOW or we ought to look hard at returning all significant power to the states and turning our backs on the federal government. Dubya has been a disaster. If Clinton got impeached for lying about a blowjob, Dubya ought to be summarily executed. We can examine the facts later.

    Cheney, OTOH, goes to Gitmo to have his legs pulped and his nuts shocked. "So, Dick... anything to tell us about 9/11/01..?"

    No quarter. CLEAN HOUSE. Compassion, in this instance, can be put on the shelf. Those motherfuckers ought to hang for their crimes. Hang and be left hanging until they rot away as a grim warning to every wannabe fascist on this rock.

  • "Phased redeployment"..? WTF..?!?!?!? GET THE FUCK OUT OF IRAQ *****TODAY*****

    [Read the article: Stopping the surge]
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    GET OUT OF IRAQ ***NOW***!!! GET. OUT. OF. IRAQ!!!!! I don't care what Israel wants -- we were WRONG to invade, we are WRONG to remain there. GET OUT OF IRAQ ***NOW***!!!!

  • McCain, Lieberman, AIPAC are pleased with the outcome in Iraq

    [Read the article: A day for celebration, but the war awaits]
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    >And outside of John McCain, Joe Lieberman and the folks at the American Enterprise Institute, it's hard to find anyone who likes what they're hearing about the president's apparent plan to send more troops into battle.

    We do what Israel tells us to do. Correct me if I'm wrong, but do it with verifiable documentation.

    America first. Israel... not at all.

    800-lb gorilla..? Where?! I see nothing!!

  • Even little children realize our President is an asshole

    [Read the article: The party's over]
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    1. Get all US troops out of Iraq

    2. Deposit Dubya, Cheney, Wolfie, Rummy, Perle, Feith, all those dicks, right where that statue of Hussein once stood, the one that was toppled in a photo op (foreign web sites will have JPGs of the whole scene -- an empty square)

    3. Case closed.

  • I sold my Prius and bought a large truck

    [Read the article: My niece leased a Hummer!]
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    And I feel much more secure in it. If Nissan sold a larger truck in the US, I'd have bought that model instead.

    People drive like jerks. I appear to be the only soul in California with functional turn signals on their vehicle. I look both ways at intersections. I stop for yellow lights.

    I felt way too much hate being directed my way when I drove my Prius. And I've had sportcoats I felt more secure in. It was a neat gadget.

    I don't have a commute. I'm don't care that the truck gets shitty mileage. It's BIG and I feel SECURE in it.

    WTF do you care what your niece does..? "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law."

  • Here's an idea

    [Read the article: The small surge]
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    I think that if Dubya set up shop in Baghdad he'd get the message that we need to get out of there pronto.

    I don't mean hidden inside a Crusader fort, I mean walking the streets. They all love you over there, George. Go for it. Mission accomplished, dude.

  • How dumb ARE you..?

    [Read the article: Democrats to Bush: Don't surge]
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    I have to marvel that any adult would think that the people of Iraq are in any need of further "liberation" -- WE ARE THE PROBLEM IN IRAQ. It's a fucking shame that Dubya killed Hussein, who seemed to have a handle on things. But, George has a history of fucking up severely.

    George flew interceptors? In the TEXAS AIR NATIONAL GUARD..? Whom the fuck are we kidding?

    Hey, remember back in '72 when two of the Bush brothers flew into Miami with a few keys of Bolivian Marching Powder, only to be met by the DEA..? Quelle embarrassment! It was all straightened out, of course. Just a misunderstanding. Why, I'll bet there's not even any official trace of it...

    >The boat people of South Vietnam fell to their tender mercies in the mid-'70s. The people of Iraq will, too.

    Gulf of Tonkin..? Look it up. Vietnam was a money-maker for weapons manufacturers. We had no business there, either. America lost its erection during Vietnam. The Chinese point out that no dynasty lasts longer than two hundred years. We are in severe decline. Spin it how you will.

    > Shame on you all, calling a war lost that isn't even halfway over.

    YOU. ARE. INSANE. You are bugshit fucking insane, pal.

  • Bright Idea

    [Read the article: The real Iraq Study Group]
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    Send McCain, Lieberman, et al, right to Iraq. Baghdad. Leave them there. They can rent office space. It'll do them good. A little slice of the Green Zone for Zionists and their supporters. Meanwhile we'll remove every last US troop from Iraq. We ARE the problem in Iraq.

    There's space at Gitmo for treasonous cretins who would put a foreign nation's interests ahead of those of the United States of America.

    "The old adage has it that, when visiting a foreign country, to ascertain who really runs things, one need determine only who is spoken about in whispers, if at all."

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but I've got an archive of facts that appear to point in this direction. Our foreign policy is being dictated to us from abroad. Fill in the blanks.

  • Unforgivable barbarism

    [Read the article: The unkindest cut]
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    Wait, when negroes perform circumcision on a female baby it's an atrocity, but when males get their dicks snipped it's tradition..? You're. Fucking. Nuts.

    Fuck Jewish tradition. Circumcision enables rape without as much damage to the male. Chew on that.

    Why are people so fucking stupid? Has thought been outlawed..?

  • Can we go back to articles about Jen Aniston?

    [Read the article: Venus abused]
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    Some poor soul actually spent time writing this book..?

  • Just get the fuck out of Iraq

    [Read the article: For Bush's plan, opposition from both sides of the aisle]
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    Anyone that puts on a suit to go to work is a useless asshole. Just get the fuck out of Iraq. NOW.

    The Federal government really ought to be shunned -- return power to the states. Just let the Feds sit there, ignored.

    No need for violent revolution. Just turn your back on them. The Feds were a bad idea to begin with. They've only grown worse over time. Iraq is probably the ultimate expression of what a jerk off Hamilton was. Fuck the federal government.