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Saturday, July 26, 2008 07:06 AM

the electronics are still bought with human blood though

the Coltan in the circuitry still comes from the Congo where millions have been slaughter in the African World War over resources.

Sleep tight, peaceniks. Don't let the dreams of rape wars, mutilation and savagery haunt you.

Saturday, July 26, 2008 07:03 AM
Original article: Slipped through the cracks

Males are merely defective females

To be either corrected or destroyed. In a generation or two we will no longer have any need for males and they can be done away with once and for all.

Saturday, July 26, 2008 07:01 AM
Original article: Hang up and drive

Felony conviction for all traffic infractions

10 years in prison, $100,000 fine. Second offense, life w/o parole. That works for me.

Saturday, July 26, 2008 06:59 AM
Original article: A tale of two campaigns

pantanal

You are correct. Americans are too stupid to even be allowed to vote. They should be lead by a dictator, albeit a benevolent one. That's really the only upside affect of the Bush era. We are now poised to accept a version of dictatorship that best suits our mores. It doesn't really matter which party he is from. Once you have a one party system they're all pretty much alike anyhow. Obama will be free to rule as however he sees fit, having seen what Americans are happily willing to accept now. Congress is a sham, the Supreme Court's role has been relegated to telling the states what to do. And with the buzz that he may choose a Republican as his running mate, the illusion of a Republic is over and out.

Saturday, July 26, 2008 06:29 AM
Original article: A tale of two campaigns

Considering that even He Who is Glenn Greenwald (pbuh)

is holding his nose to vote for Obama; considering that the 'heartland' flyover states are not that enamored of Obama and considering that Retardo-Salonfranciscans are actually THRILLED that he's bigger in Germany than he is here, I wouldn't be so sure Obama should stop campaigning to declare himself savior of the free world just yet. In either case, he will probably win, HOWEVER, it will be far closer than the deluded jerk offs here predict.

Saturday, July 26, 2008 06:22 AM

Lesbian Marxist Republican Wheelchair Racers

I knew it. We've just GOT to have the weirdest fucking ticket in the history of the US, because if nothing else, Dems are predictable in their unique ability to self destruct.

Obama/Humpback Whale '08

Friday, July 25, 2008 05:05 PM

There is nothing I hope for more

Than a one party system in America. It doesn't matter which one really, because in the end, when you have one, they're all the same.

Friday, July 25, 2008 05:01 PM
Original article: 2 + 2 = duh

so what?

What Ms. Gorman proposes is what then? Enforced numerical parity even if it's something that not enough women wish to slog through?

I am sure that just as many men make fine Wedding Dress fitters. I demand absolute equality and even if I can't find any I will impose it.

Friday, July 25, 2008 04:57 PM
Original article: Hang up and drive

blah blah blah

I am walter I am superior in all things. The problem with this world is that I am not dictator.

Friday, July 25, 2008 03:33 PM

there used to be a prof at NYU

named Suk Muk Fuk

Friday, July 25, 2008 03:32 PM
Original article: 2 + 2 = duh

There's always someone to blame for something

Thank god must of my early years teachers were women who clearly hated boys and made life a miserable chore for them. It just made them tougher.

Friday, July 25, 2008 03:29 PM
Original article: Hang up and drive

Walter and people like him

Just need their own roads is all. Phone free, bump free, smoother foam covered, rain protected bumper car roads. Just tweak trains into smaller vehicles and take 'driving' out of the drivers hands completely.

Friday, July 25, 2008 03:27 PM
Original article: Vive la Obama différence!

bernbart

Since Americans are so stupid, why should they permitted to vote at all? I say let's occupy them and minister their 'rights' for them.

Friday, July 25, 2008 01:31 PM

PoodlePlay

Your gold star is money well spent. Dipshit.

Friday, July 25, 2008 01:28 PM

If anyone was going to impeach anyone

It would have happened by now. So this is GG saying "Why haven't we conquered gravity yet?"

Friday, July 25, 2008 01:26 PM
Original article: Hang up and drive

I submit everyone everywhere must wear a helmet

All the time. For everything. Many people are killed by head trauma caused by them not wearing a helmet.

I also submit that every restaurant must only serve liquid food. Many people die from choking every year.

It must be made illegal to be outdoors during a thunderstorm.

Swimming must be prohibited.

All bicycles must have training wheels.

Fact is soccermommies, if you want to reduce traffic accidents then keeping people from driving until they are 18 goes much further than any of your retarded noise. But parents aren't likely to do that because then they have to truck their little snowflakes around and that's a chore. 16 year olds have something like 7x the death rate as 18-21 year olds. I for one would happily keep people from driving until they are at least 18, if not older. I would also take away licenses from anyone over 75. But again, you're not likely to do that either. Something about freedom and responsibility or some such twaddle.

Friday, July 25, 2008 01:18 PM
Original article: Hang up and drive

walter_map

What? You want a copy of the accident report? You don't believe an accident could not be caused by someone who's not on the phone?

Friday, July 25, 2008 11:59 AM

No the state should not prevent it

Unless they're planning on printing a list of names that are permissible. The history of Jews in Europe for example is riddled with instances where the government, particularly those Germanic ones allowed ONLY names from specific lists to be used. This is where all the Golds, Rubys and such come from. It's easy to point at an extreme example but what about all the others?

Friday, July 25, 2008 11:54 AM

jeffersonian

you sound either psychotic or 14. which is it?

Friday, July 25, 2008 11:50 AM
Original article: Hang up and drive

walter

It wasn't an 'argument' at all. I was just pointing out a non-polemic fact. An actual fact. A real world instance. I'm sorry that tosses grit in the well oiled gears of your imaginary ideology, but reality is want to do that.

Friday, July 25, 2008 10:29 AM
Original article: Hang up and drive

Chop off their hands

Like we're in a latte liberal version of Riyadh. We know what's best for you. So either comply or die.

Friday, July 25, 2008 10:28 AM

Habitat for humanity, mostly

also some time at the food bank. You?

Friday, July 25, 2008 10:27 AM

Obama is already the greatest president since

George Washington. Greater even.

Friday, July 25, 2008 10:26 AM
Original article: Ask the pilot

ELYDOG

That's part of the charm. Dirt, squalor, danger, bad service. It's the liberals faux Nat Geo vacation to a third world photo safari. Che T-shirts for everyone. And the probability of getting AIDS or Ebola are small.

Friday, July 25, 2008 10:22 AM
Original article: Vive la Obama différence!

I want to know

What the noble yet miserable heroic brown people of Kamikazistan think of Obama. Because how goes Kamikazistan, so goes the nation.

Friday, July 25, 2008 10:17 AM

Everyone who disagrees with me

Must be incinerated.

Friday, July 25, 2008 10:16 AM

Kind of like the 'surge' in diagnoses for ADD and autism

Brought to you by drug companies and the AMA. Oh I'm sorry did I poke a holy liberal Shibboleth?

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