you know the truth about my life after having read nearly every single blog post I've ever written

Bullshit. More lies from the egomaniac. Nobody ever reads your stupid racist blog. I only need to quote your very first post to show what a bigoted turd you are. To paraphrase:

Are your parents from different countries? Is your dad a spear chucker and your mom a spic? Then come to the hyphenated Republic (unless one parent is from somewhere in Europe, in that case, fuck off white boy).

The reason everyone here knows everything about you is because you feel like you have to tell everyone here whenever you take a shit and think it interesting, even though nobody ever asks about your life and nobody cares, but that doesn't stop you.

YOU'RE the one who comes here to tell everyone about going to school (like anyone gives a shit), to tell us all about your estranged dumbass kid (like anyone gives a shit), your years of self-pity and hatred (like anyone gives a shit), your John Yoo Peasant Stare (like anyone gives a shit), the fact that you voted for Obama because he has black skin (loike anyone gives a shit), etc. It's all in your letter archive, not your boring lame ass blog.

Listening to you whine about people repeating what you say about yourself is especially funny to me since you only know details about my personal life because you're a fucking weirdo who noticed I use my real name and searched around for information about me to use in some retarded "gotcha". You're the one who cut and pasted contact information from my company website here to try and creep me out or something. I never mention anything about myself on here (unlike you), yet you know more about me than I know about you. What a fucking creep you are.

Even the Laws of Physics are beneath Obama. The President in Chief has already done so many great things and is so far ahead of the curve that the space-time continuum hasn't caught up with him yet.

Obama is the master of space-time. All one has to do is believe in the Obamic Clock. It doesn't have a face and no parts and is really just a paper plate I tacked to the wall.

The most amazing property of the Obamic Clock is that it will always display the right time if you look at it with your eyes closed.

Awesome.

Whats da matter sweetie? Did I hit a wittle nerve wit woo? Sounds like someone miss their interventionist hero. Too bad, King Torture Rooster ran off to go find people who will jerk him off for his torture facts while drinking his Good War kool aid.

Take a break from being a complete asshole, Sinnard. Log off.

Says the pot to the kettle. Did someone run out of meth jokes? Fuck off, loser. Ondelette is waiting for you.