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Saturday, July 4, 2009 02:00 PM

and about this day today -

I just went out with a few friends to the lake and we set off some fireworks and some Germans on the Promenade thought we have lost our mind and they wanted to call "die Polizei" and when they heard us speaking 'the American' an old dude said:Ah! "Fourth of July" - and a younger lady with a sunburn told us: You got a great new president and some kids started to yell: "Yes we can" and I really didn't have the nerve to tell them that I'm really disappointed in the big O - because "Americans are always so 'positive' and 'optimistic' about everything" (that's what they think over here) and Germans are always disappointed about everything and everybody and - and I didn't want to 'out' myself as being 'germanic' - or a follower of the tribe of doom. And as I already have said everything possibly about my disgrace with 'torture' - and I have nothing more to offer I thought about this great post I read on UT the other day: "If you look at the historical record of the US you can indeed find

it all: genocide, murder, slavery and multiple other horrors. But I fail to see how that negates what continues to be unique, admirable and important in that country's founding" - and

that's why I wish everybody a great INDEPENDENCE day! - And let me torture you all again with the great "Gloved One" -

Can you imagine I once thought the dude was a joke? - And now I had to realize he started a revolution with the most powerful 'tool' of all: Superficial Entertainment -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ-Y6xrkNvg

Saturday, July 4, 2009 07:29 AM

donmidwest -

"I am only asking for a short answer on the Bilderberg Group".

NO!!!

Is that short enough? - And you don't have to thank me - just ask your wife or your girlfriend next time who secretly pulls Obamas strings -

(as IF you wouldn't know!!)

Saturday, July 4, 2009 07:22 AM

titonwan -

nice picture - who is it?

Saturday, July 4, 2009 06:46 AM

and donmidwest -

You asked: 'I would appreciate if some of your outstanding audience would check this out and see if it is right in the claims that international bankers are running the show".

As a member of Glenns outstanding audience I can tell you IT IS NOT RIGHT!

You have to look BEHIND the Bankers and the Bilderberg Group to see who really pulls the strings -

Its me:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi65lZTm400

Saturday, July 4, 2009 06:24 AM

who cares about the NYT if we are invited to Glenns house for the 4th of July -

watch Glenn jump up and down (didn't know that he was blond when he had hair)

watch Glenns dad say:YOU ARE WAISTING YOUR TIME WITH THIS GARBAGE

let's hear Glenn say :EAT IT!

and his mom: YOUR DAD IS GOING TO BE VERY UPSET WHEN HE GETS HOME!

And let the fireworks begin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ-Y6xrkNvg

Friday, July 3, 2009 04:46 PM

- and I will be back tomorrow -

please start composing NOW for another set of Michaels greatest hits!-

get Amity and you will beat the African-American-racist-number - I'm full of hope - Like always!

Friday, July 3, 2009 04:36 PM

post-intellectually ejaculatory?

what song was that?

Friday, July 3, 2009 04:28 PM

and if -

y'all (herusomethingstinksinlondonoomondelette) would now please join in:

THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL...

we could have a spectacular finale!

Friday, July 3, 2009 04:13 PM

and wasn't the last one a beauty? -

and didn't I tell y'all all before there is only ONE 'complex' who rules this country and the world - and that's the 'entertainment complex' and somebody should tell herus wife - she has it all backwards - just like her hubby: -

A much more realistic novel could be written where the plot was that the government staged a war to keep the public's mind off the death of a celebrity at that time!

And you should now all go back to my first post and watch and then read the next letter - and watch and read the next letter and watch... it's a work of art and my present to y'all!

Friday, July 3, 2009 03:57 PM

+stinkbrit -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOG8lwvVSmo&feature=related

Friday, July 3, 2009 03:35 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9DDTiPzJCk&feature=related

Friday, July 3, 2009 03:10 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zpTQCQEFhg&NR=1

Friday, July 3, 2009 02:47 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvWMLAWrEjU&NR=1

Friday, July 3, 2009 02:40 PM

--

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ6wupB-5Fs

Wednesday, July 1, 2009 03:59 PM

-- qnirxngm

'It's time for the The Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse to go'.

But I would come back - Think about what is worst?

Friday, June 19, 2009 02:55 PM

and glenn -

'My readership has increased every year since I started blogging, including this year as compared to last'.

I told you it is going to get better and better if you start being funny!

and now I'm really ready TSU - (sorry couldn't resist)

Friday, June 19, 2009 02:43 PM

STFU pieceofcake!! - and I mean it!!

okay... okay...

Friday, June 19, 2009 02:37 PM

strange enough -

that's it!! - And Chris baby can you forgive me - after looking at my own post and thinking what I had wrote I noticed I must have mixed you up with adnoto because both of your names start with A - (or is it the alphabet?)

Friday, June 19, 2009 02:25 PM

chris - baby -

who cares if N or P - we always just talk about what we like to talk about - and it's the most fun if our answers have absolutely nothing to do with the questions we ask!

Friday, June 19, 2009 02:17 PM

and chris baby! -

don't worry about 'the Unmentionable' - he finally will get famous because he does a wonderful 'number' with Bruno - and if you are lucky he might win best supporting actor at the next Oscars - That's so much more satisfying than becoming President!

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