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are you still available? (married) - because we have this great neighbor who goes by the name of Friedensreich Freudenberger and he is looking for a woman just like you - but you have to make him 'the Palin' - hairdo glasses and all - but then i promise he will be just the dude you are looking for!
you are right - i have to see the doctor because i mistook a human being for a Hairdo -
or a hairdo for a human being? - and now this Hairdo is ruining my life - do you think it is because i am a woman ( a i mean 'girl) and why doesn't the doctor know that the wrong hairdo can cause headaches?
you might want to see the doctor before me - and have you ever tried the love therapy?
You just hug, what you hate most - So where are you right now? -
In your office -
GOOD -
and now look around - who is the greatest 'meanest' 'liberal' of them all -
Is it Mr.... or Mrs...
and you now walk over to him and her and you hug her or him - and i promise you will feel better right away -
And Gary! I'm just helping out a bit!
its the loove therapy - I hug a Republican every day - and you should see how they melt away! (it even rimes) -
you don't insult the doctor in his own waiting room or he will not come and cure you and you might have to walk around like that for the rest of your life -
Oh sorry - Cary -
yes i know who is next - First Mrs X then Catherine - or wait a minute why don't you take Poco first he looks really mad and we don/t want him to loose it in the waiting room!
and waiting for the doctor - lets listen to Karey a little bit more - she is familiar too with the
therapy that works - oh god there comes another one - Cary it gets kind of 'crowdy' in here!
and i knew he was a good one and i gave him the biggest hugs of all and guess what he suddenly saying:
Dear Hater;
Listen to Cary Tennis. He's confusing Tina Fey with Palin - Listen to me there is only one Tina Fey and as you can see from my posts, I'm sensible. You obviously recognize you hate. You shouldn't. Stop hating and vote for Obama. Your one vote won't change the election, and it will give you an opportunity to see life from a non-hater's point of view. Just try it, you'll like it. If we can get all the haters on Salon -- -- to stop hating and vote for Obama just this once, the world will be a better place. And you can regain your sanity, or at least be sane for maybe the first time. I hope this helps.
Yep - thats the power of loove gals and guys - you should try it - and thank you so much thawk you might not even have to see the doctor and cathereine can be next!
- where are you? Poco can't take that much time - There is an emergengy out here - a dudett or dude who thinks he is Palin and he uses words like 'liberal fantasy based community cocoon and the alleviation of poverty and narcissistic poseur role- and - can you believe it even an expression like 'bad connotations'.
You should help him first!
an even catherine agrees!
but Catherine is next - you will have to wait - and if belaber your point as much with the doctor you might have to be last!
i thought you were healed - what are you still hanging around here - oh - you want another hug - I got it - Heere it comes!
your depression is easy to fix - you see nobody will talk about Palin anymore in a few weeks -and she will have to go back to the miserable weather in Alaska (and walking around with this hairdo - if this isn't punishment enough) - and Obama will be President and we all will be celebrating together - because aren't we all good Americans and going to love our new President - and also the world will love us again and i will be able to use my American passport again (and not the ugly German one) and i will be soo proud of all of you gals and guys in the waiting room!
the sickest, most paralyzing and most destructive thing that has ever originated from the brain of man - or is it just a reaction to an insane spectacle of collective homicide."
Whatever - America IS the movement!
on a day when Republicans and Glenn are working for the same cause and nobody else knows anymore who is on who's side the sky must have truly fallen.
from Germany it looks like you have some kind of Revolution overthere - and i'm sorry if i joked about it before - Are you having a Revolution and are you following the Republicans to the Barricades?
and is it true that in the homeland 'money' is the end of all partisan politics!
the gals and guys on the housingbubbleblog.com have predicted everything that happened -
(plus minus a few month) -so if you are really interested how it finally will play out - just pay them a visit!
that Biden is real nice to her that the pity party doesn't cost too much votes for Obama.
she is wonderful and if Biden is going to be real nice to her we also don't have to worry that the pity party will cost too many votes for Obama!