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Friday, September 5, 2008 12:32 AM

i am so cheerful -

i could kiss a shooter - and heru - and adnoto - and a sinner - and the more viciously delicious they are getting up there in St Paul and the more they bring out the woman with the hairdo of my grandma and they bring out my grandpa (but a much worst version) - the more we are celebrating and we go on skype with our friends in New York and in Virginia and even in Newport Beach (who would have thunked it - that bitches even in Orange County are voting for Obama – and that they make their father give – again – 2000$ for his campaign) - and it has been one of the most amazing and mind boggling years - and when we wrote on one of our first posts on Salon - that Edwards and Hillary are the past - the crowd still was roaring in disagreement - and when I wrote on UT it is sooo important not

to turn into an asshole there still was this kind of silence - but now the tide is turning – everywhere - and all MY ‘issues’ (America turn black and white – and all against the war) have become a truthiness and I watch Jon Stewart and i sit down for breakfast and even if Obama doen;t make it to the White House because at the last moment some idiots decide to vote for the White man the deed has been done - and i take Chris Rocks advice - how you don’t get you ass kicked by the Police – in consideration - and I sit down for breakfast –

(i know - but i mean - 'again') and I read UT and I even start to enjoy omex (and i used to despite the dude) and i envison RMP and i am sorry - but i still think “personality issues” are soo hot - because that’s why we choose Obama – that’s why we cheerfully enjoy what idiots and lunatics have to say – and that’s why i would wish LWM also could kiss shooter - and Heru - and Sinnard – and adnoto - a little peek on shooters ‘red’ little cheeks and the deep throated ones for the other dudetts and dudes – and I just see it in front of my eyes - like this picture of Breschnew kissing Honecker – (do you look more like Berschnew or Honecker? LWM) – BECAUSE i need them as desperate as Bush or O Reilly - because they made me becoming a 'good girl" and i want to stay like that -

and did i mention i am cute too!

Friday, September 5, 2008 12:42 AM

and i didn't read Conrads letter -

before i posted my letter - god do i love you man - can i give you a kiss too but not the bad ones - on of the good and honest ones - pleease!

Friday, September 5, 2008 02:40 AM

and the 'kissing thing' -

was only 'literally spoken' but you'll got that already - i mean who wants to kiss heru - but there is man with a sign FREE HUGS walking through our city and i could sent him over to UT.

Friday, September 5, 2008 11:26 AM

If this is not a purely rhetorical question -

- and you are really serious about getting an answer - Glenn - You just walk righ over to a computer and sent an e-mail to schwarzfilmdo@aol.com - and they will give it to you a definite answer in one week -

Because they don't speculate with unrelated question and they don't mix up unrelated results - They are very precise - They don't just sent some students out to the streets

to ask "willienilly" questions and they also don’t call up some ‘random’ "knownothings" - They will give you THE perfect representative group of Americans – divided in Republicans and Democrats if you want - and all backed up by videos and the complete list of all the participants!

And they will ask very precisely: ‘ARE YOU MORE LIKELY OR LESS LIKELY TO VOTE FOR OBAMA IF HE RESORTS TO NEGATIVE CAMPAIGNING? -

And you know what – I just had this amazing “Vision” - just like Obama - that there will be a solid majority AGAINST negativity - because - as you might have guessed - the whole secret lies in the question – AND if you will change your answer back to: WILL PALINS NEGATIVITY PRODUCE A BACKLASH? - or you ask: WILL THE DEMOCRATS (or insert any name you like)NEGATIVITY PRODUCE A BACKLASH? - you might get each time a different majority - -because that's the beauty of polls and if you pay Schwarzfilm enough they will get you exactly the result you want - Not because they are corrupt or evil - they just know that we are playing stupid games here and they love to get payed for stupid games!

Friday, September 5, 2008 11:37 AM

god - did i love to type this letter -

sorry for the typos - but isn't my jewish uncle sharp?

Friday, September 5, 2008 12:01 PM

and by the end of this campaign -

all the pollster will have an even more negative rating than the senate and the congress!

Friday, September 5, 2008 12:06 PM

oh now -

that we are all here - How many still believe in the results of these polls?

And lets all give our prediction before - i would say around 60 percent? Or is this much too unrealistic?

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