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Wednesday, September 3, 2008 08:22 AM

excuse me druidbros but -

i am working on this very important concept to found a dada group on UT - and no mistake this is not about me or about lwm - its all about YOU - and you all are welcome to join in (minus the cargo dude because he already belongs to the ‘over the cliff group’ -

and I don’t think these two groups would mix very well) – and please Glenn don’t delete this post because you always tell us we should become active and I am so totally ready for it that I’m even willing to sacrifice myself and join the Republican Party and there I could be your tool and slowly and brutally destroy the enemy from within - and I am willing to give birth to five children and become the mayor of a small town in Hawaii (the weather in Alaska is too bad) and then I will run for President and I will win because I am cute and blond and blue eyed and a Native too – and I would be the first blond and blue eyed American Indian - who runs this country and I will terminate the Fisa law and make you my Attorney General and General of all police too - how does that sound?

Wednesday, September 3, 2008 09:10 AM

and associative -

even if you don't want to become a member you earned a honorable membership - that means after we have decided if this group really should have members!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008 09:52 AM

cabdriver -

i think we need members like you!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008 10:06 AM

oh che pasa -

- he made a joke - the pissing was a joke - he is not really pissing into baloons he just says so to be funny or entertaining or more pleasing to the eye (by reading) and thats okay - to make a little joke from time to time to light up the mood - no?

Wednesday, September 3, 2008 11:28 AM

see baldie -

why i respect the consistent positions LWM takes here, regarding "pigs'n'hippies" is when the "pigs" fraction gets a little bit out of control and thus makes al the hippies look so bad and foolish that a hippie suddenly finds himself defending the 'pigs - not because he wants everyone else to conform to his neutral and (definitely not passive stance) but perhaps it just takes to much away from letting the Republicans feel the heat they deserve to feel!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008 01:44 PM

i am -

much cuter than Palin!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008 01:48 PM

but -

please don't make me run for Miss Hawaii - i'm can't sacrifice that much.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008 10:52 PM

DEAR GLENN -

I am a little disappointed in you - I offered you my body as a tool - to infiltrate the enemy - becoming a mayor of a small town in Hawaii - giving birth to five children and destroying the Republican Party from within and NOW you are telling me it already has been done –

Who is this Palin bitch?!! –

Is she as hot as I am and why didn’t you tell me about here earlier –

I worked myself all up into a tittyfit about these political things of pigs and hippies I don’t know nothing about and it would have been so much easier if you would have told me its all about Beauty Queens – I am an expert there - and don’t worry about this McCain bitch she is not pretty – and I am just looking at this Pelin on the interent and she looks soo - duuh –

Did I already tell you I am much cuter?

And don’t worry about this ‘liberal median thing’ it’s a little bit like this pigsandhippie thing if

they are against us next week we just call them “the right wing media” and I talked to one of thes dudes and he told me he is willing to be called anything - as long as he can write about pregnant teenagers - because that’s so - hot – dude!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008 11:16 PM

and can you believe -

the stupidity of these Republican dudes to pick a Miss Alaska - if anybody would vote for their weather!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008 11:54 PM

very bright associative -

your are so hot that you HAVE to become a member of the dada group - you could become our speaker - because we never will get Colbert - because i think he actually doesn't believe

in 'truthiness' its all a joke you know - he was making fun - for people to laugh - to lighten up the conversation - to make people think not to put a poor sunflower down - and i am definetly cuter than you are and thats all thats count!

Thursday, September 4, 2008 12:02 AM

and j court -

you don't have to take the daily show quite that seriously - its all a joke you know - they are making fun - for people to laugh - to lighten up the conversation - to make people think...

oh forget it - you get my drift...

Thursday, September 4, 2008 12:12 AM

but -

they were so mean to Obama - i think we should - we should expose them as what they are a 'a right wing tool' when they make fun of Obama and if they make fun od McCain we should call them the 'liberal media' that would help me a lot to get my priorities straight.

And hey don;t forget its not about me its all about you as Obama said and yesterday i converted a born again Christian by telling him Obama is the Messiah - can you believe it guys he believed it!

Thursday, September 4, 2008 12:23 AM

no he didn't -

she is a brunette and you never choose a brunette as your 'running mate' you loose all the blond voters and there are a lot of them - and they never will vote for a brunette!

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